(And yes, I AM Jewish...)
EXT: wilderness, where the Biblical Moses is tending a flock. Suddenly, a bush catches on fire.
GOD: Moses, I am the God of your father, the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac and the God of Jacob. I have indeed seen the misery of my people in Egypt. I have heard them crying out because of their slave drivers, and I am concerned about their suffering. So I have come down to rescue them from the hand of the Egyptians and to bring them up out of that land into a good and spacious land, a land flowing with milk and honey—the home of the Canaanites, Hittites, Amorites, Perizzites, Hivites and Jebusites. And now the cry of the Israelites has reached me, and I have seen the way the Egyptians are oppressing them.
MOSES: Great! So you'll sign our petition?
[Beat]
GOD: Are you sure that's ALL you want me to do?
MOSES: Well, we have to give the system a chance to work!
- HONK
(I picture Cameron as Moses and GODPaul as God in this...)
Crapshot idea/script: Divine Intervention
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