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Twilight rifftrax

Postby sdhonda » 21 Apr 2009, 20:03

http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/twilight

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPi4FeH4dx4

I might actually rent this now (how to do so without getting awful looks, on the otherhand)...
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Postby Evil Jim » 21 Apr 2009, 21:29

I'd watch it but I won't pay to see Twilight again. A friend of mine saw it in the theater (for about the price of a RiffTrax) & MSTed it there. However, I do have another friend who buys most of the Rifftrax; I should con him into getting it & watch it together.
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Postby Graham » 21 Apr 2009, 22:27

I plan on watching this one.
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Postby SamsonWest » 22 Apr 2009, 02:44

its a movie everyone should see anyways, just terrible. Laughably so.

Its entertaining in the same way watching a dude get hit in the nuts is you know its painful but you can't help but stare in horror.
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Postby Lord Chrusher » 22 Apr 2009, 02:49

How does Twilight compare to an Uwe Boll film?
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Postby AmazingPjotrMan » 22 Apr 2009, 03:48

Tough call... Settings are too different to make a good comparison, at least for me. Dragonball Evolution on the other hand, even Boll's movies got nothing on that one.
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Postby Emperor Gum » 22 Apr 2009, 04:22

I'm sorry, but Twilight is nowhere near to the worst movie I've ever seen.
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Postby Evil Jim » 22 Apr 2009, 04:35

As a regular at B-Fest, I have to agree.
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Postby Master Gunner » 22 Apr 2009, 11:32

Today I was forced to listen to a recording of Margret Atwood doing a reading. Extrapolating from the two minutes I've seen of Twilight, the two minutes of Atwood is far, far, far worse than anything Twilight could be. Within seconds I was writhing on the ground with fingers in my ears shouting "lalalalalalala". This was in English Class. Sadly, I am not exaggerating. That woman should not be allowed to speak. Ever.

It was followed by T.S. Elliot reading The Waste Land. That was far more enjoyable.
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Postby Elomin Sha » 22 Apr 2009, 11:41

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Re: Twilight rifftrax

Postby goat » 22 Apr 2009, 16:38

Oh, god. As much as I'm sure that'd be hilarious, even just that youtube clip nearly induced vomiting.
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Re: Twilight rifftrax

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 22 Apr 2009, 17:20

All you need for a Twilight rifftrax is Sean Connery and Morgan Freeman saying "This sucks" in a cycle, on loop.
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Re: Twilight rifftrax

Postby tak197 » 22 Apr 2009, 19:02

I just took a quiz on Facebook about which character in Twilight i am most like. I got Edward Cullen.

Fuck.
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Re: Twilight rifftrax

Postby Jillers » 22 Apr 2009, 19:11

tak197 wrote:I just took a quiz on Facebook about which character in Twilight i am most like. I got Edward Cullen.

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Re: Twilight rifftrax

Postby Emperor Gum » 23 Apr 2009, 00:20

Lyinginbedmon wrote:All you need for any movie is Sean Connery and Morgan Freeman saying "This sucks" in a cycle, on loop.

Fix'd. I'd watch it.
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Re: Twilight rifftrax

Postby AeroCmdr » 23 Apr 2009, 03:23

This is probably the only way I would see twilight unless payed to or for the childrens.

Of course I must say "Insert joke at Matt's expense here".
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Re: Twilight rifftrax

Postby sdhonda » 23 Apr 2009, 04:13

Suprised this thread has chugged ahead so far without one.
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Re: Twilight rifftrax

Postby Bob The Magic Camel » 23 Apr 2009, 04:33

AeroCmdr wrote:Of course I must say "Insert joke at Matt's expense here".


Seeing as it is nearing 6 months since Matt's crepuscular torment, these jokes can be viewed as dead.
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