Deep Thoughts from a Shallow Person

[theDreamer]

Also, a more viable sollution for imprisoning them villains would be for Batman to DO IT HIMSELF!

That works too. Only HE could find a way to keep all of those crazy people locked up.

Though, say what we will, if batman defeats, once and for all, all his villains, that comic is going to get boring fast.

Or the team will need of think of more, and that is just IMPOSSIBLE!

[Alja-Markir]

Oh, I'm not blaming anyone. I just find it... startling.. to stop and realize just how we do divvy up our time and effort.

~Alja~

[Master Gunner]

Says the guy whose life goal is to have himself trebucheted into the Pacific Ocean.

[Alex Steacy]

That was so much fun to animate.

[Jillers]

I'm talking about all the times Bruce is at some benefit or ball or something, and then he happens to disappear, with a time gap about the same length of time it would take to change clothes before Batman appears, and then vice versa.

And why does he leave to change into his costume?

Because there's a criminal loony in the room!

Correlation does not imply relation.

Correlation does not imply causation, correlation can imply relation.

I, personally, have never put that much thought into Batman. Sorry guys.

[Alja-Markir]

That was so much fun to animate.

It was so much fun to watch too.

~Alja~

[Bob The Magic Camel]

Panel five contains what is quite possibly the greatest line ever spoken in the history of man and/or T-Rexes.

[Jillers]

Actually, it occurs to me, Batman is a highly trained psycho, and if anyone trained well in fighting can hold back their full force, is it such a stretch to think that Batman holds back on his full force, and goes to the edge of what a person could take without actually going over it?

[Nevrmore]

And then leave them unconscious in an alley without checking their vitals or anything of the sort?

[Alja-Markir]

*sighs, adds a tick to his personal Phail Count, and caves in*

Batman isn't a doctor. He can't do anything for any of the people he attacks except leave them where the police will retrieve them. When they are retrieved, they (presumably) will receive proper medical care by trained professionals.

Furthermore, imagine if Batman wasn't around. The crazies run loose, kill and maim innocent people via their own agendas, and then the police are forced to confront them instead of Batman. When these confrontations occur, police officers are killed, criminals are killed, there are shoot-outs in the streets, there is collateral damage...

If you really wanna talk about a crime fighting ninja who is in it purely for his own sake and who blatantly disregards human life in the process, I direct you to Doctor McNinja. The man is a fabulous doctor, yet numerous times he not only completely forgets to tend to those who are wounded, brutally kills people (and then laughs about it) as well.

That said, the exploits of the good doctor are pure hilarity, so that makes up for it.


-TLDR-



~Alja~

[Nevrmore]

*sighs, adds a tick to his personal Phail Count, and caves in*

Batman isn't a doctor. He can't do anything for any of the people he attacks except leave them where the police will retrieve them. When they are retrieved, they (presumably) will receive proper medical care by trained professionals.

Well, first, it doesn't take a doctor to check if a guy still has a pulse or if he's breathing. Second, since when has Batman been known for calling the police after wrecking a gang's shit? The only people he personally has time for are his big leaguers.

Furthermore, imagine if Batman wasn't around. The crazies run loose, kill and maim innocent people via their own agendas, and then the police are forced to confront them instead of Batman. When these confrontations occur, police officers are killed, criminals are killed, there are shoot-outs in the streets, there is collateral damage...

When did I ever say that Batman was a force of evil? You make it sound like I'm calling for his burning in effigy or something. I'm just pointing out his meticulous lie, is all.