Wish Corrupting Game

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby wartjr2373 » 16 Jun 2010, 14:17

Granted, but it's not the Kathleen you expected. And the lasagna tastes awful.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Evil Jim » 16 Jun 2010, 15:48

You do now. It's the same day Nike releases their "McFlys" with power laces.

I wish to be better at communication in general, especially being able to pick up on what people are thinking/feeling through body language & reacting appropriately.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby SpyKnight » 17 Jun 2010, 16:30

Granted, you now realize that everyone you know is secretly plotting against you

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby empath » 17 Jun 2010, 16:53

Granted, but you...hey - stop walking away! NO! Come back; you must know - turn around - there's a fatal limitation to your wish!

Oh, bugger.


I wish I didn't have to spend my day off tomorrow running around doing errands and the like.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby wartjr2373 » 17 Jun 2010, 19:26

Granted, you don't have to spend your day off. You have to work tomorrow. Also, you still need to get those errands done.

I wish I had a day off tomorrow.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Dutch guy » 18 Jun 2010, 02:06

Granted, but your employer forces you to do charity work at the screaming childrens hospice on that day off.

I wish it was nice, moderately warm sunny weather right now, instead of the dreadfull drizzle going on.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby SpyKnight » 28 Jun 2010, 18:52

granted, it is nice and warm in china.

I wish i could create blue and orange portals
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Jack » 28 Jun 2010, 21:51

Granted, but passing through either turns yourself into a nonexistent cake.



I wish that The Cake is a Lie meme would go away.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Dutch guy » 29 Jun 2010, 05:20

Granted, it is replaced by a "smash a real cake into someones face" meme. The cake has to be atleast 3 weeks old though.

I wish the wireless internet around here didn't suck balls and would actually allow me to load the new LRR video.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby operagirl95 » 29 Jun 2010, 06:46

Granted! But when you load the video you find it's been replaced by an SNL skit from the unfunny years.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Keab42 » 29 Jun 2010, 11:54

Granted. But just as you get excited about moving something happens to stop you from going. (It's too hot to get any more creative than that)

I wish it wasn't quite so hot here in England.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby thadivilhimsewf » 29 Jun 2010, 12:49

Granted: the anthropogenic ice age has begun.

I wish I weren't failing school.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby aeric90 » 29 Jun 2010, 12:55

Granted. You are now failing at breathing. School will no longer be an issue in about 3 minutes.

I wish I wasn't single.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Dutch guy » 29 Jun 2010, 16:08

Granted, you have a girlfriend, but she's a bitch, keeps nagging you about everything she wants you to do and never ever does anything herself. She'll remind you of what a loser she thinks you are and will leave you for someone better as soon as she finds someone (Which will be about half an hour later)

I wish people wouldn't actually come up with things I have to DO while at work. It's not like I'm getting paid to do anything anyway.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby aeric90 » 29 Jun 2010, 19:06

Dutch guy wrote:Granted, you have a girlfriend...


You could have stopped right there and that would have been enough.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Zhyard » 01 Jul 2010, 16:44

Granted, everyone around you are now brain dead zombies.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Keab42 » 02 Jul 2010, 08:38

Granted it now reads and writes so fast that it melts the card.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby the amativeness » 02 Jul 2010, 08:51

Granted. It's been here for about 10,000 years already.

I wish Keab42 hadn't just wasted his wish.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Danzama » 02 Jul 2010, 11:22

Granted: Keab42 didn't make the wish at all, and as a result you didn't make this wish, so i'm not responding to a wish you didn't make.

I wish my head didn't hurt now
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby aeric90 » 02 Jul 2010, 11:24

Granted! Your head will hurt later.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Danzama » 02 Jul 2010, 12:01

Granted: but the rest of your house is filthy.

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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby aeric90 » 02 Jul 2010, 12:04

danzama wrote:Granted: but the rest of your house is filthy.


The rest of my house is ALREADY filthy.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Evil Jim » 02 Jul 2010, 12:23

@danzama Soon you will have thousands & thousands of followers on Twitter. Since you did not specify a preference, they are entirely spammers & bots.

I really, really wish I had not wrecked my motorcycle on June 30th. :(
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Danzama » 02 Jul 2010, 12:23

aeric90 wrote:
danzama wrote:Granted: but the rest of your house is filthy.


The rest of my house is ALREADY filthy.


THE POWER OF THE WISH!
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game

Postby Danzama » 02 Jul 2010, 12:28

@Evil Jim Granted: your motorcyc;e wrecked you, you will now have to spend all summer in a full body cast.

I wish the person corrupting my wish will go and hug the next chair that they see.
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