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Postby headbomb » 01 Jul 2004, 03:46

So stupid they might work:
Shall we dance or shall I go fuck myself again?

(Order a prairy fire (tequilla + tabasco) and ask for more tabasco.
Looks at girl/boy.
Drink shooter
DAMN that was almost was hot as you.

Did you see my jaw? I think I dropped it somewhere around here.

*Ask a girl to come see you by wave your finger
"Hmm hi?"
" I made you come with a finger... Imagine what I can do with all of 'em."

Garanteed not to work:
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Did you know about those two people that didn't fall in love? Well the next day THEY GOT KILLED BY A LUNATIC! Makes you think.

So I hear your boyfriend just hung himself...


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Postby Guest » 01 Jul 2004, 07:45

I'm going outside to make out, want to join me? - from Nerve.com

check out the Canonical List of Pickup Lines

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Postby Mike, the fr3shmaker » 01 Jul 2004, 11:00

"Wanna go halfers on a bastard?"
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Postby Alex Steacy » 01 Jul 2004, 14:15

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Postby Jeffyd » 01 Jul 2004, 22:00

lick your thumb and then place your thumb on the girl/boy shirt and say "now lets get you out of those wet cloths"
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Postby Mike, the fr3shmaker » 02 Jul 2004, 01:46

Damn Jeff, those are manipulative. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm not on a high horse, (almost)everyone depends on influencing people, that's a fact. None-the-less, although it seems that you posted those as a joke, it's still troubling that people are going to that sort of effort, to be insincere with other people, just to mate. Someone, at some point, was serious in posting that, and I find this fairly troubling.
"It is a commin fact that the lower the self estem is the more chance you have to get in there pants." It would be a comedy goldmine, if it wasn't so damn sad.
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Postby Morgan » 03 Jul 2004, 02:03

mike: low self esteem only increases your chances if you are using manipulative measures. if you are honest and genuine then you increase your chances with girls who are happy and confident in themselves. the only problem is that the vast majority of the female populace have self esteem issues so men who are assholes get the ladies. being a nice guy you must actively search for girls who carry themselves with confidence. basically what i'm saying is this: to get laid be an asshole, to get a great girl who you are happy to be with every day be a nice guy. my problem is i'm looking for actions and being nice. it only brings trouble.
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Postby Mike, the fr3shmaker » 03 Jul 2004, 19:24

"low self esteem only increases your chances if you are using manipulative measures" Perhaps, perhaps not, I know nothing about this really. Seems like it should be the case.
"if you are honest and genuine then you increase your chances with girls who are happy and confident in themselves" I think that depends, perhaps you do, for me to be honest would entail the person knowing how sad I really find life, which may or may not "increase my chances". There's also the presupposition that you'd be looking for someone who's happy and confident in themselves, neither of which are of great importance to me.
"the only problem is that the vast majority of the female populace have self esteem issues so men who are assholes get the ladies. being a nice guy you must actively search for girls who carry themselves with confidence" No offense, but you make it sound like a meat market. I'm an ostensibly "nice guy", or so I've been told, but I've never actively searched for women who carry themselves with confidence, as it isn't really one of the most important traits to me.
"basically what i'm saying is this: to get laid be an asshole, to get a great girl who you are happy to be with every day be a nice guy." At the very least, those are not mutually exlusive, I've known many the "nice guy" who end up showered with attention at some points in their lives, and also many the "asshole" who end up with women that they are happy to be with. I think the circumstances and social pressures that shape gender interactions would probably be better events to look at for developing a skill at mating, should you choose to do so. As an example of what I mean by this, I know some groups of people that are simply not interested in people that, on the face of it, appear different from those of their own chosen social niche. Also, the circumstances under which you meet people vary dramatically, and the subtle features of those situations can be very important.
That said, I claim no great knowledge or skill in any field whatever, seduction most definitely included.
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Postby Allen! » 03 Jul 2004, 21:43

"low self esteem only increases your chances if you are using manipulative measures" Perhaps, perhaps not, I know nothing about this really. Seems like it should be the case.


I would have to say that, as one of those "low self esteem" peeps, that being manipulative works pretty well on me =/
Also, being straight out dishonest and feigning interest and good will is a pretty good way to end up fucking someone over.
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Postby Graham » 04 Jul 2004, 00:11

"Nice guys" might get a lot of chances, Mike. It's closing the deal that's the problem.

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Postby blue_girl_7 » 04 Jul 2004, 00:56

Morgan wrote: "low self esteem only increases your chances if you are using manipulative measures."


Being a female with fairly low self-esteem, I must agree with that quote. If there's a guy hitting on a girl with low self esteem and he's telling her how amazing and beautiful she is then she will want to be around him because he makes her feel better about herself. This is completely manipulative... and most women would believe that you sincerely like them and enjoy being around them, when really the ass is just trying to get some. If you're honest and genuine then it might be a little harder to attract the girl but you'll definately win in the long run. So please don't give up on being honest just cuz you see all the asses getting women.. because do you really want to live with the knowledge that the only way you can get women is through manipulation!
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Postby Kathleen » 04 Jul 2004, 01:06

Warning! Totally FOUL!




Chris' favourite pick-up line:
"Nice tits. Mind if I cum all over them?"

That's pure class it is.. *twitch*
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Postby Mike, the fr3shmaker » 04 Jul 2004, 01:37

Allen:Well, being a low self-esteem peep myself, I can say that manipulations of the sort we're discussing don't work on me. That doesn't mean much either way as to whether or not it is true that manipulations work on those with low self esteem. I think it probably would make it easier, but that's only my own, uneducated guess. I also agree that being dishonest and feigning good intentions can--and does, in general--screw people over. That said, I've seen instances where it has worked out. At any rate, I was only pointing out that Morgan's points were not mutually exclusive. I know of several nice guys who have little problem finding sexual fulfillment, I know assholes who have serious problems in that area--similarly for relationship fulfilment.
Graham: I suppose that depends on what you mean by "sealing the deal", although my answer remains similar for each. If you mean finding a partner whom they can get into a decent, enjoyable relationship with, then I don't see them (nice guys) having any more trouble with that than the "asshole" category, probably a little less if anything. If you mean getting freak nasty on the ill-bent dillznatch tip (by which I mean copulating 8]) I don't see them having any more trouble than the assholes on that front either. Perhaps the nice guys pass over shallow opportunities that offer no emotional fulfilment and possibly negative consequences, thereby mating less frequently. ??
blue_girl: That's probably true in some instances, I wouldn't disagree with the fact that showing a behaviour that is consistently rewarding and pleasant to someone increases your chances to influence them in whatever way. None-the-less, I feel that other social factors play a very large role. Case in point: I have an acquaintance named (to be clear, by acquaintance I mean spineless, two faced, gossiping sycophant).. Yes, right then, I know this girl in the indie scene, let's call her "Val". To Val the clothing and subculture knowledge of the person approaching her (by her own admission, and from my own observation, this is consistent with her friends) would dramatically affect how she interprets their advances. A fellow dressed as what she would call a "Stad" (short for "status points", don't think for a second that I miss the irony) for example dressed as a b-boy or basically anything other than an indie-scenester would be found creepy if he were to hit on her, nice guy or not. Even striking up a conversation would be uncomfortable. Should a dapper young lad come along dressed in his cuffed jeans, with some horn-rimmed glasses and say a jean jacket, all tight and emo-mod-rocker-ish come up and talk to her, he will get a much more positive reception. This sort of behaviour I have found to be true of some people I've known within various different subcultures. Other factors such as whether or not you are introduced by someone that they know, or if you meet them with a group of your friends or alone also tend to have some effect.
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Postby Mike, the fr3shmaker » 04 Jul 2004, 01:52

As an aside, leave alone the "knowledge of getting women through manipulating", I simply wouldn't want the attitude of trying to "get women" in the first place. That sounds like such a meat-market term.
To objectify people has, from what I have seen others live through, and from what I've found myself, been a shallow experience and unskilfull practice. By unskilfull I mean that: 1) I've observed that objectifying people doesn't lead to happiness, ease of suffering (for anything longer than all too short periods, with serious repercussions) or the emotional state of love. 2) As these are the states most important to me for their intrinsic value, I try to increase my skill in developing these states inside myself and creating the circumstances by which they can most easily be continued. 3) So, to objectify people would not be in accordance with being skilfull. I should say that I fall dramatically short of skilfull behaviour quite often, it's a work in progress.
Instead of "getting women", I have found it more useful to connect with people, which is an entirely different mindset. I've found it more useful still to try creating the emotional states of love and happiness for their own sake, without dependance upon a external triggers, but that's a talk for another time.
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Postby Conor » 04 Jul 2004, 20:23

Funnies line ever

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Postby Chris » 07 Jul 2004, 20:28

Personally I’ve never actually used a pick up line for say, I mean I wouldn’t just go up to someone and ask them out, I like to know who they are first, what’s the point it asking someone, or using a pick up line if there really just not the personality you can deal with. You know just hang out get to know them unlike what other people do, ask someone out and 'get to know them' on the date.
That in itself, the date induces stress. Without the date and just hanging out, you can interact with the other person without the stress and know them how they really are. On the date, the opposite sex will have a thought process.. (Usually) of, is this guy/girl ok? (Usually questioning actions, statements and comment about opinions), do I want to be around this person, second date, Y/N? Or if you’re ‘lucky’ how can I show him/her I like them.
But, although I don’t believe in pickup lines, people tell me that my personality tends to be flirty. I believe because of this I don’t need to use them and when I ask someone out it tends to be mutual, ergo a lack of surprise by the opposite sex.
So basically what I’m saying is, find someone you click with, get to know him or her, see what happens, go from there, be honest, truthful, (be on time and smell clean-just had to add those lol),
“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.”
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and I know I’m sounding a bit corny’ with this last section but just be you and do what you feel is right, if someone likes something that your not, then they cant really be liking you and if you do something they think is wrong, they should be honest enough to tell you and be understanding, so get out there 8)
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Postby Morgan » 07 Jul 2004, 20:51

A: sheesh...
B: people using pick-up lines are trying to... get this... PICK UP!! not date a girl!
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Postby Graham » 07 Jul 2004, 22:53

btw, nice pic there Chris. That was fast!

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Postby Patty McPat » 09 Jul 2004, 17:32

I'm still a big fan of...

guy: would you like to dance?

girl: no

guy: oh no I said you look fat in those pants.
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Postby Ash » 09 Jul 2004, 20:39

"I'm batman"




















it's worked on me almost everytime.
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Postby Morgan » 09 Jul 2004, 23:20

must... resist... joke that would get me banned from forums and killed by ash...
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Postby Allen! » 09 Jul 2004, 23:37

I'm not really one for pickup lines. Generally because I don't pick up women, date, or try to hook up for a night.
I'm just not that sorta guy =P
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Postby batman » 10 Jul 2004, 08:32

ash I must kill you because I am batman, not you. GRRRR
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Postby Mike, the fr3shmaker » 10 Jul 2004, 10:47

That's the first time that I've heard a line of reasoning that really justifies murder.
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Postby Morgan » 10 Jul 2004, 10:52

she was saying that the line "i'm batman" has worked on her every time... not that she -is- batman...
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