The Confession Topic: Get It Off Your Chest!

[Ringo803]

I'm tired of hearing about Duke Nukem Forever, already!

(Not saying I'm not going to love it, I just wish everyone'd shut up until it's actually out)

[Vigafre]

It is actually out.

[Vanguard]

True, but I think his point is that it's not out here in America, where God pays attention...

[Phenonemis]

True, but I think his point is that it's not out here in America, where God pays attention...

Hey! You guys can't complain. You get loads of stuff before everyone else (barring Japan). Search up like any game and you guys get it early (other than DNF).

[Vigafre]

There are actually quite a bit we don't get first. It's just a lot of the ones we do get first were made here. Not all, but many.

[King Kool]

Am I the ONLY person who watches the X-Men movies and wonders, when everyone talks about how strange Mystique looks, doesn't care one bit, and even if she couldn't change from her blue form, is still totally down with that? There isn't one person in their universe who would say, "Guess what? You never have to change again."

I sure as hell would.

[Master Gunner]

Default-form Mystique is hardly the most bizarre of my fantasies. So no, you're not the only one.

[theDreamer]

Magneto says that all the time.

He doesn't have Mystique change to look better, he has her change to get shit done.

Furthermore, she doesn't have a vagina in blue-form.

[Vanguard]

I'm sure that's a very easy fix.

[theDreamer]

"But she's not in her natural form!!!"

It's raised a few questions, I assure you.

"What if she really has to <pee/crap/give birth> and she can't focus well enough to stay in her shape shifted form, and then reverts to her blue form which lacks all lower orifices? Does she EXPLODE?"

[Master Gunner]

Presumably such needs would create a positive feedback loop in the part of her brain that controls shape-shifting, completely bypassing the need to focus to create the needed orifice until after the event has passed.

[Vanguard]

Well, according to my brother, who knows far more about X-Men that I both do or will ever want to, in canon Nightcrawler is Mystique's son, so obviously the birth thing worked there.

Also, in pretty much everything else Mystique wears, you know, clothing, so I think we can assume she's hiding a vagina down there in those hot pants. In the movies the scale... things were just probably just an excuse to have Rebecca Romijn walk around completely nekked on set without having any repercussions from showing any of her fiddly bits.

... not that, you know, you need any kind of justification for that...

[The Jester]

Come on, we never actually see her spread-eagled like some porn slut, do we? Her nudity is made fairly explicit, just not her anatomy.

[theDreamer]

She doesn't need to be spread eagle.

There are a few shots in those movies where you PLAINLY SEE a total lack of genitalia and anal sphincter.

Because I looked.

[Vanguard]

I see someone is getting a lot of use out of the "Pause" button on their Blu-Ray player

[theDreamer]

...I don't even have something remotely witty to respond to that with.

[Vanguard]

Sweet, that means I win!



Now for an encore I'm going to go wrestle a bear using only my pinkie toe. With me luck.

[Wraith]

It is actually out.

No it's not. I don't care what the reports are saying. It's some kind of mass-hallucination. Some kind of conspiracy created by 3D Realms. Oh, OH, you think 3D Realms isn't around anymore? You bought that story? No, that's just what they WANT you to think. They're still around. They're pulling the strings in the background, you see. After 14 years of yanking us around, people started to get wise to them, and they couldn't fool anybody anymore, so they faked their own bankruptcy and brought in Gear Box to be part of the conspiracy.

But they're not fooling me. Oh no. Not this time. YOU HEAR ME, 3D REALMS? YOU WON'T FOOL ME AGAIN, YOU SONS OF BITCHES! I'M ON TO YOU!

[EikoandMog]

OCD has varying levels of severity. You might have a minor case.

It's a possibility. I dunno, when I think of OCD, I think of my sister's ex who used to stop a shower and try again if everything didn't go perfectly. That's how bad it was.

There are very different levels of OCD. When I was younger I had minor OCD which turned into major OCD. It started (and you;re not going to like this) with obsessivly checking if doors were locked. I too missed busses by running home to double check. I'd turn the knob like a million times to make sure it was locked before leaving and turning around again just to make sure. Then it stemmed into obsessivly washing my hands after I touched anything to the point where my hands were cracked and bleeding. Then it went into the weird things like having to walk a certain way around sign posts.

Just don't let it cripple your life. I mean how many times when you went back to check the doors were they actually in need of locking?

Luckily the only time I'm insistent on washing my hands is after working in a chem lab or doing something really dirty. Usually I'll go back at least 3 times but I've been forcing myself to just not do it. I'll still ask someone as soon as I come home.

[elvor]

I have an awful problem when no matter how many times I check that I locked the door, I still fear that I've left it unlocked. I've missed busses doing this.

I'm the same way. Never let it make me miss a bus, but a couple of times I've spent the whole day worrying that I left it unlocked. Annoying.

[Vigafre]

I do it, too, but it's really only if I'm not paying attention when I lock certain doors. I guess I can't remember doing it because it's a reflexive action for me. Close door, push button.

[nonjabiru]

No it's not. I don't care what the reports are saying. It's some kind of mass-hallucination. Some kind of conspiracy created by 3D Realms. Oh, OH, you think 3D Realms isn't around anymore? You bought that story? No, that's just what they WANT you to think. They're still around. They're pulling the strings in the background, you see. After 14 years of yanking us around, people started to get wise to them, and they couldn't fool anybody anymore, so they faked their own bankruptcy and brought in Gear Box to be part of the conspiracy.

But they're not fooling me. Oh no. Not this time. YOU HEAR ME, 3D REALMS? YOU WON'T FOOL ME AGAIN, YOU SONS OF BITCHES! I'M ON TO YOU!

Just like ghosts, I'll fully believe DNF is out when I get to fully interact with it. Until then, I have my doubts about the game existing.

[Danzama]

I daydream about beating my music teacher at a violin battle of The Devil WenT Down To Georgia. If only i knew how to play.

[Mister Fiend]

I honestly don't remember who wanted me to make them bacon wrapped dates stuffed with chorizo.

[Arius]

I don't actually exist.