Some "News"

[Phailhammer]

...and that's our boarding call. Onward to gate two.

[danm36]

Now it's time to inhale some fumes.
Now to pop some balloons.
Time to prepare for utter doom.
time to party with some baboons.

[plummeting_sloth]

Before you hurt yourself, here's some don'ts and dos.

[chif-ii]

I'm Richard Nixon, joining me this week is Richy Rich
(guest, hopefully Matt, says: "I have lots of money!"
..and Dick Cheney
(guest, probably Alex, is wearing camo gear and pumps a shotgun while looking serious)

[unknowngamer]

This one's a bit of a stretch but...

*hold up a pineapple* "let's have some pamplemousse"

[Avistew]

Pamplemousse means grapefruit.

[Graham]

Yeah, if I held up a pineapple I'd be saying, "Let's have some l'ananas!" just to confuse the issue.

[unknowngamer]

I'd meant it as a reference to Bob the Angry Flower, but whatever works.

[Geoff_B]

How about "I'm in the mood for some music. Let's listen to Pomplamoose!"

[Avistew]

I'd meant it as a reference to Bob the Angry Flower, but whatever works.

Could you maybe link to the strip in question?

Fun fact: I had fun with google translate one day and it seems pineapple is "ananas" or something close in almost all non-English languages (at least based on what I tried).

So if they bred a banana and a pineapple, would it be a bananananas?

[SilPho]

So if they bred a banana and a pineapple, would it be a bananananas?

I hope not...

[ElementalAlchemist]

This is another placeholder.

No, that's not a suggestion. "And now, a placeholder, which sounds nothing like the word 'news.'"

[Geoff_B]

Actually that would be a good one. I declare that to be a suggestion!

[plummeting_sloth]

"This word has a limited number of rhymes"-ews

[Avistew]

I suggest "Eww!"

[DaMage]

"Now it's time to flush our loos"

[Phailhammer]

How long has "Maes Hughes" been in the list? I was not expecting to find that there. XD

[plummeting_sloth]

"Wow, a desert... and there's some Hoodoos"

[ElementalAlchemist]

How long has "Maes Hughes" been in the list? I was not expecting to find that there. XD

Wasn't even from me, but it went up incredibly fast. Like, I believe one of the first ones.

(Much later edit: this post is now a placeholder.)

[Bacon]

Let's use the bathroom to cruise! (Hurray for self references and repetition)
Time to sprout blooms
91 degrees is obtuse
Phailhaus
Time to arrest the accused (too similar to another suggestion?)
Lets eat pork for the Jews
The answer is 42
And we're coming for you! (All present point at the camera with eerily blank expressions, stuffed crow optional)
And now a word from our sponsor...

[ad134]

Feel like doing time travel? You should watch some Doctor Whos!

[AlexanderDitto]

How long has "Maes Hughes" been in the list? I was not expecting to find that there. XD

Wasn't even from me, but it went up incredibly fast. Like, I believe one of the first ones.

(Much later edit: this post is now a placeholder.)

Wait, why is Maes Hughes there but not Langston Hughes?!

Actually I think we have uncovered a source of fresh rhyme-ore: famous people's names. So far I've got Langston Hughes, Toulouse(-Lautrec), and Florean Fortescues.

[Crimson Chin]

Its possible that you used this before, however, from one moderately less appealing iteration of My Little Pony.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJXWNV2wGu4

Nothing can stop The Smooze.

[Geoff_B]

How long has "Maes Hughes" been in the list? I was not expecting to find that there. XD

Wasn't even from me, but it went up incredibly fast. Like, I believe one of the first ones.

(Much later edit: this post is now a placeholder.)

Wait, why is Maes Hughes there but not Langston Hughes?!

Actually I think we have uncovered a source of fresh rhyme-ore: famous people's names. So far I've got Langston Hughes, Toulouse(-Lautrec), and Florean Fortescues.

Let's all dress up like Danny LaRue(s)?

[Ukulele]

The loan shark is knocking, it's time to pay our dues!