Introduce yourselves! (A friendly topic for new members)

[Geoff_B]

All links are traps Geoff. All of them. (At least that's what I'll teach my kids.)

You have learned quickly young Padawan

@River: (Snape's voice) You dare use my own club against me?

[River_Annarchy]

It seems that some others need to relearn that lesson.

[WhyAreYouSoDan]

It seems that some others need to relearn that lesson.

I read a decent guide on how not to click unknown links here.

[Psyclone]

...I almost clicked that.

[River_Annarchy]

A-HA I DIDNT CLICK THAT ONE
Thank god i remembered what the link looks like.

[Psyclone]

That won't protect you for long. Geoff always disguises his links.

[LogicSword]

I really regret not clubbing Geoff now when I was sending him the Season 1 DVD. You'd better take part in the Secret Santa this year >:D

[River_Annarchy]

Something tells me that this is quickly gonna turn into nothing but disguised links.

[The_Doctor]

Simple solution, when its geoff its a trap, ALWAYS a trap.

[River_Annarchy]

So basically with Geoff use the Ackbar method.

[WhyAreYouSoDan]

[River_Annarchy]

YES THAT IS GLORIOUS
That needs to be a primary picture on the forum. A pop-up when you first click on it.

[The_Doctor]

SUCCESS!

[Tyrodis]

I'm still interested to know how Psyclone knew I was left handed.......

There was recently a long discussion of the old term 'sinister' for left-handedness. Also there was that week she spent following you with a high powered rifle, just waiting for the green light, before they realised they were following the wrong guy.

Hmmmm interesting..... luckily I have a high powered rifle of my own...... you know..... for stuff........

[River_Annarchy]

just for... stuff huh? im guessing you dont have to worry about dogs coming by and taking a dump on your lawn then do you.

[Geoff_B]

I love all you guys

[Psyclone]

Oh, good. I was wondering how to tell you how I felt about you. Still, I think we should take our relationship slowly at first. These things shouldn't be rushed into.

[River_Annarchy]

I-i'm sorry Geoff i just don't feel that way towards you. Listen, it's not you it's me.

[Geoff_B]

I understand. You can keep the club

[River_Annarchy]

N-no i dont want the club. You can have full custody, i know how much you love it.

[Geoff_B]

I need to find a new club anyway. As long as I can have weekend visiting rights it's your's.

[River_Annarchy]

B-but you always loved it so much more than i did. You can have full custody and I'LL go find a new club.

[JustAName]

Here. You each stand on either side. I'll split it down the middle and you both get half.

[Psyclone]

Guys, stop for a minute and think about how the club feels. It's probably feeling really unloved right now, what with you two both saying you don't want it. You have to consider the impact this split will have on the family

[River_Annarchy]

That. Is a very good point. Ok i guess i'll take the club and you can have visitation every weekend.