A Thread for Haikus.

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Re: A Thread for Haikus.

Postby Bebop Man » 16 Jun 2013, 13:42

The crowd has spoken:
Speak of cats and their boxes
Lest thread be broken.
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Re: A Thread for Haikus.

Postby empath » 16 Jun 2013, 14:16

Lazy co-worker

Must taste his own medicine.

Out springs irony!
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Re: A Thread for Haikus.

Postby Kapol » 16 Jun 2013, 15:04

Have a neat idea,
but it seems like a comic.
I cannot draw well.
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Re: A Thread for Haikus.

Postby empath » 16 Jun 2013, 16:00

Go 'xkcd' minimal,
Or team up with an artist;
It worked for Jerry.
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Re: A Thread for Haikus.

Postby Kapol » 16 Jun 2013, 16:13

It seems as though it's
too complex for that style.
Don't know an artist.

Maybe I should stop
complaining and actually
try it myself? Nah.
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Re: A Thread for Haikus.

Postby Bebop Man » 16 Jun 2013, 17:21

Watching World War Z
Tomorrow morning at last
I'm so excited.
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Re: A Thread for Haikus.

Postby the amativeness » 18 Jun 2013, 21:11

empath wrote:Go 'xkcd' minimal,
Or team up with an artist;
It worked for Jerry.


Could you please explain
how "Ex Kay Sea Dee" is just
one syllable long?
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Re: A Thread for Haikus.

Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 19 Jun 2013, 06:18

I have heard some say
That you pronounce it 'Xuksud'
I think they're weird.
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Re: A Thread for Haikus.

Postby Ptangmatik » 19 Jun 2013, 06:23

Discussion is light
when we are restricted to
so few syllables
Geoff_B wrote: ... Even for here, that was weird.
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Re: A Thread for Haikus.

Postby Mums » 19 Jun 2013, 06:33

Restrictions are lame,
I refuse being a sheep.
Oh no, oh my god!
Sit down. Get ready. Sit down again!

The perfectly lying, lying bastad!
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Re: A Thread for Haikus.

Postby Mums » 19 Jun 2013, 06:37

My things end the same
But then, suddenly, A SHARK
Oh my god, chomp chomp.
Sit down. Get ready. Sit down again!

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Re: A Thread for Haikus.

Postby the amativeness » 19 Jun 2013, 07:48

No! We'll rescue you!
Here, catch this life preserver!
...the shark gobbled it.
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Re: A Thread for Haikus.

Postby Kapol » 19 Jun 2013, 10:01

Don't you fear too much,
cause I know the shark's weakness.
I'll send in the bears.
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Re: A Thread for Haikus.

Postby plummeting_sloth » 24 Jun 2013, 19:53

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Finish must faster.
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Re: A Thread for Haikus.

Postby Bebop Man » 11 Aug 2013, 17:48

Fear not haiku fools
Bebop Man came to rescue
Your favorite thread.
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Re: A Thread for Haikus.

Postby Koyote042 » 14 Aug 2013, 18:07

Life is major FAIL
I want things to improve please
Life must improve NOW
Eschew obfuscation.
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Re: A Thread for Haikus.

Postby Bebop Man » 14 Aug 2013, 18:31

My girlfriend's gaming,
Cursing at Jack Krauser's ass,
While I type it down.
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Re: A Thread for Haikus.

Postby The Mimm » 15 Aug 2013, 00:46

Kapol wrote:It seems as though it's
too complex for that style.
Don't know an artist.


Ahem-hem. Although,
I'm currently working on
comic of my own,

But my attention
can be split between projects,
And I'm really bored.
Life's like a movie, write your own ending,
Keep believing, keep pretending
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Re: A Thread for Haikus.

Postby Bebop Man » 15 Aug 2013, 07:16

Cousin plays tango,
Over in the living room.
I'm sick of tango.
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Re: A Thread for Haikus.

Postby plummeting_sloth » 15 Aug 2013, 18:33

A crusty keyboard.
Worth cleaning all the gunk out?
Nah, buy a new one.
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Re: A Thread for Haikus.

Postby Bebop Man » 15 Aug 2013, 18:40

Time for a haiku
Another awesome haiku
And now it is gone.
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Re: A Thread for Haikus.

Postby Ad Vurt » 17 Aug 2013, 14:35

That wasn't "awesome"
It was merely adequate
A bit like this one
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Re: A Thread for Haikus.

Postby Darkobra » 17 Aug 2013, 14:40

I often dream of
slapping the stupidity
out of some people.
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Re: A Thread for Haikus.

Postby Darkobra » 18 Aug 2013, 02:28

This haiku must
really be playing with
your OCD.
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Re: A Thread for Haikus.

Postby My pseudonym is Ix » 18 Aug 2013, 03:12

Technically, that...
Poem wasn't a haiku.
Try another thread?
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