The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Fezzul » 21 Nov 2015, 01:47

I bay-leaf in you
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Robo4900 » 22 Nov 2015, 02:38

And I Mewtwo in you.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 24 Nov 2015, 04:42

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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Robo4900 » 24 Nov 2015, 16:46

Be the world you want to see in Chang.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 25 Nov 2015, 04:59

Be the Chang you want to see rising up out of a tauntaun
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 18 Dec 2015, 14:31

The wonderful thing about Tiggers, is that Tiggers are marvelous things, their tops are made out of rubber, their bottoms are made out of springs!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Robo4900 » 19 Dec 2015, 03:35

Yes, this endangered species is the subject of much debate; their elusive nature, speed, and agility make them very hard to study. So, are they black with orange stripes, or orange with black stripes? We may never know...
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 20 Dec 2015, 03:29

Fund my Kickstarter so that I can hunt down and murder all remaining specimens and tally the exact surface ratios, and I'll finally have the answer!

(By which I may mean I'll shut myself away in a small room and watch nothing but Winnie the Pooh cartoons for seventeen months, but you'll never know that unless you read this bit in parentheses, which you haven't)
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Lord Chrusher » 20 Dec 2015, 04:01

Sorry, I always read the fine print.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 20 Dec 2015, 07:14

Excellent, then I just need to detail all my evil machinations in this format
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Lord Chrusher » 20 Dec 2015, 13:16

I also read the large print.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Kapol » 20 Dec 2015, 15:42

I still just can't read.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Robo4900 » 20 Dec 2015, 17:34

I'm sorry? I can't quite hear you; I think I'm going through a tunnel.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 21 Dec 2015, 03:39

No Robo! Don't go into the light! It's not heaven, the end of the tunnel's just on fire.
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Edit: Wait! I remember a lot of hearing difficulties from a few years ago, the only viable treatment option was adopting one of these:
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Phailhammer » 21 Dec 2015, 04:26

Hmm...I appear to have lost my sense of taste, except when it comes to tea.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Master Gunner » 21 Dec 2015, 05:01

So long as you can still taste tea, I don't see what the issue is.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 21 Dec 2015, 06:05

Man, this took a remarkable amount of dabbing with the MS Paint pencil tool

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On a related note, good show there Gunner! Pip pip old boy! Pip pip, I say.Piiiiiiiiip
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Robo4900 » 21 Dec 2015, 07:45

Actually, that reminds me; I do actually have a Christmas version of my avatar. Let's see if I can find it...

And my hearing IS better. Although I have a strange craving for hot chocolate.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 21 Dec 2015, 08:33

Lookin' mighty sharp, if I do say so meself
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Dutch guy » 21 Dec 2015, 08:43

I seem to have misplaced my christmas avatar. I have no idea where I left it. And this laptop I'm currently using doesn't have any photo editing software so... I'm gonna do without, like every year so far.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 21 Dec 2015, 10:56

Dutch guy wrote:I seem to have misplaced my christmas avatar. I have no idea where I left it. And this laptop I'm currently using doesn't have any photo editing software so... I'm gonna do without, like every year so far.

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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Robo4900 » 22 Dec 2015, 01:51

"The power of Christmas compels you!" is the slogan for my new cereal: Christmas-Os. Now with 20% less radioactive super-bees.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 28 Dec 2015, 04:22

If I point 'down', I'm actually swinging my finger around in a circle at about 1,674 km/h relative to the centre of the Earth

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Failing that, just smash the extracted gray matter against the screen until it is delivered to my door electromagically.

Tah.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Robo4900 » 30 Dec 2015, 02:47

I think my brain already is müsh.

You can call me Lütfü.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 30 Dec 2015, 07:41

Lütfü? You sir are an imposter! I accuse you thus!
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