Qwerpline Ep17 - Property Lottery

[Graham]

Darren von Spront is in the studio for an interview, Derek is on location at the Nsburg Property Lottery, and Richter calls in.

[Drendar]

Bet you Derek ends up owning the station due to a bizzare bylaw. (while he didn't actually own it to put it into the options, because he pulled it, he owns it.)

[Paviel]

I'm probably thinking way too hard about this, but why should I let that stop me? I just brushed up on my geography to see if "north of the Mississippi" is as implausible as it sounds, and it actually isn't. To say nothing of the fact that the Mississippi doesn't run perfectly straight south, its source is Rice Lake in northern Minnesota. So if Nsburg is in Minnesota, north of Rice Lake, or if it's in eastern Manitoba or western Ontario, it qualifies as being north of the Mississippi.

[Drendar]

I'm probably thinking way too hard about this, but why should I let that stop me? I just brushed up on my geography to see if "north of the Mississippi" is as implausible as it sounds, and it actually isn't. To say nothing of the fact that the Mississippi doesn't run perfectly straight south, its source is Rice Lake in northern Minnesota. So if Nsburg is in Minnesota, north of Rice Lake, or if it's in eastern Manitoba or western Ontario, it qualifies as being north of the Mississippi.

They even admitted they were holding the map sideways.

[Paviel]

G-money alleged that the Nsburg Tourism Board was holding the map sideways; they never admitted it.

And G-money could have been wrong; in the scenario that I described, he would have been.

[Drendar]

G-money alleged that the Nsburg Tourism Board was holding the map sideways; they never admitted it.

And G-money could have been wrong; in the scenario that I described, he would have been.

The only way G-money is incorrect is if you think that he doesn't know where Nsburg is. Given that he routinely is "the only sane nan" this is unlikely.

[Deimir]

It occurred to me last week that we're now coming up quickly on a whole year of Qwerpline. And Derek has been confirmed to be nineteen for nearly that entire time. Might we see an Nsburgian birthday party in the near future?

[mikeyjh]

1. That would NOT go well.

2. I'm afraid aging any of the characters could hurt or ruin them.

It occurred to me last week that we're now coming up quickly on a whole year of Qwerpline. And Derek has been confirmed to be nineteen for nearly that entire time. Might we see an Nsburgian birthday party in the near future?

[Bratmon]

I've been considering making "Sideball Simulator 2016" as a browser game.

To that end, I collected everything we know about Sideball.

[Drendar]

I've been considering making "Sideball Simulator 2016" as a browser game.

To that end, I collected everything we know about Sideball.

Missing some key information there. Notably the positions of first razzler and second dazzler.

[Bratmon]

Here's a revised version.

[darkstorme]

We also know that punters don't run bases, they have to "tap the ring".

[DPO]

I really miss Qwerpline I really wish we could have the every other week schedule it was planned to have. It sort of slid to monthly and now it's been two months since the last one.

[Master Gunner]

Tiny Humans and Convention Season can put a wrench in things.

I think they recorded a Live Qwerpline at PAX, which will get put up at some point.

[Paviel]

While the canonicity of the Desert Bus Qwerplines may be questionable, the humor certainly isn't. We'll get something in another two months, even if we don't get anything sooner, I'm sure.