Ixalan Nickname Suggestions

[GamerWife]

only because I have one that really makes me giggle.

Growing Rites of Itlamoc "Gaea's Pack'n'Play"
what about the rest of you? any good nicknames?

[Phi]

I call Territorial Hammerskull "Headsmash Terry"

[theycallmejokke]

Cool these threats are always fun!

Admiral Beckett Brass - Pirat mom
I'm mean Jason Rainville, the card's artis, mentioned on twitter how happy he was to finally having managed to sneak his mother onto a magic card. I think that pretty much seals it.
Bishop of Rebirth - Sun Tiny
She still have some growing to do.
Encampment Keeper - Mediocre Mutt
Becourse it is.
Jace, Cunning Castaway - Stupid sexy Jace
I think I was already hearing this joke before the set was released, but I personally still find it funny.
Mavren Fein, Dusk Apostle - Vampier dad
He is taking all the little kiddy vampiers to see the dinosaurs
One With the Wind - "Look mom!"
I can fly.
Queen's Agent - "Secret Aaagent man!"
Johnny Rivers rules.
Vampire's Zeal - "No one expect the spanish inqustion!"
When in doubt quote Monty Python.

[theycallmejokke]

Carnage Tyrant - Plan A
Because sometimes you first plan is so great that there isn't a need for a plan B, I really love the flavor text on this card. Demystify - Ctrl Z
I geuss it only really makes sense with this new art, but hey.
Imperial Aerosaur - "Fly me closer! I want to hit them with my sword!"
Hah ha! Memes.
Queen's Bay Soldier - Bear-pier
Get it? Becourse it's a bear AND a vampier!
Legion's Landing - "Do you have a flag?"
Take it away Eddie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTduy7Qkvk8

[GamerWife]

New one from Draft Night:
Beligerent Brontodon- BrontoButt

[theycallmejokke]

My command group helped me come up with a couple more.

Angrath's Marauders - Angry Angrath's Arsonists
Alliterations are fun!
Ashes of the Abhorrent - Kill it with fire
Be it spiders or vampiers, sometimes you just have to.
Bloodcrazed Paladin - "It's what my character would do"
It's the first thing that pops into my head whenever I see this card.
Bonded Horncrest - Headstrong Horncrest
The flavor text literal says one can't bond with them.
Drowned Catacomb - Damp Basment
It can be a real problem in winter.
Huatli's Snubhorn - Bearosaur
It is.
Prying Blade - Cutpurse' Cutlass
So sneaky
Seekers' Squire - Packed Lunch
Sometime when you're abroad, you can start to miss the food from home.

[GamerWife]

This one cortesy of Josh Lee Kwai on the Command Zone #10
Settle the Wreckage- Wrath to Exile

[theycallmejokke]

Oh! That was such a good Games Knight.

[Syncrine]

Beligerant Brontodon - Doranosaurus

Fiery Cannonade - Pirateclasm

Tilonalli's Skinshifter - "I dino now"

Tocatli Honor Guard - Topor Tammy

Raptor Hatchling - Baby Dino, when the token is made "Mommy's angry"

Colossal Dreadmaw - Uncle Dread

Regisaur Alpha - Regi

Thundering Spineback - Daddy Dino

Vampie's Zeal - Vampire Jump kick (see art)

Legion Conquistador - Vamp Squad (after squad hawk)