Crapshot idea/script: Minecraft to THE EXTREME

[Garwulf]

OPEN ON TITLE SCREEN WITH APPROPRIATE MINECRAFT CHUNK PUNCH FOOTAGE.

Voiceover: Today on Ultimate E-Sports, we're going to take the newest Minecraft e-sport challenge and take it to THE EXTREME! We're going to take the ultimate digging e-sport - the Punch-a-Chunk Challenge - and our competitors are going to take it to THE NEXT LEVEL!

CUT TO TWO MINECRAFT PLAYERS STANDING IN A FIELD, EACH HOLDING A PICKAXE AND A SHOVEL AND LOOKING CONFUSED.

First Minecraft Player: Um. [Beat] This isn't what we signed up for!

- HONK