Phailhaüs - 28

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Phailhaüs - 28

Postby Graham » 20 Jan 2010, 22:40

Okay, yes it's now been going up two weeks in a row. That is a not a pattern.
Not yet, anyway.

Just sayin'
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Re: Phailhaüs - 28

Postby the amativeness » 20 Jan 2010, 22:45

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Re: Phailhaüs - 28

Postby Vigafre » 20 Jan 2010, 22:49

Geddan!

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Re: Phailhaüs - 28

Postby korri » 20 Jan 2010, 22:54

That was awesome! I was quite surprised and happy to find this when I loaded up LRR today. Although I wasn't sure at first if it was a new one, until I noticed that the date was from today (or well yesterday in my time zone now)

Anyway, there was a college in Pennsylvania that changed their name from Beaver College... Not kidding. It changed its name to Arcadia in 2001.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 28

Postby the amativeness » 20 Jan 2010, 23:11

korri wrote:Anyway, there was a college in Pennsylvania that changed their name from Beaver College... Not kidding. It changed its name to Arcadia in 2001.


Wait, THAT'S where Arcadia came from? That... actually makes sense.

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Re: Phailhaüs - 28

Postby Kipher » 20 Jan 2010, 23:12

Twas a short Phailhaüs, but I guess since we got 2 in short amount of time, it'll quench my phail buds.

Yay for more Alex time I might need some use of his skills in the near distant future, also Graham I don't see anything wrong with your hair. Unless you were going for a buzz cut or something crAAzy, then yah he totally got it wrong.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 28

Postby Alja-Markir » 20 Jan 2010, 23:13

SO.

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Re: Phailhaüs - 28

Postby RytelCSF » 20 Jan 2010, 23:15

"I edited this; why did I leave that in?"

Funny, until you realize how meta it is, at which point it becomes even more humorous.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 28

Postby Sillyman » 20 Jan 2010, 23:16

A few definitions of "arrest" you were not aware of, including simply "to stop or slow down" or "the act of stopping or state of being stopped".

Edit: So what I'm saying here is that they might have merely stopped him, reprimanded him, fined him, perhaps escorted him home, and let him go. And that would have qualified as an "arrest".
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Re: Phailhaüs - 28

Postby Alex Steacy » 20 Jan 2010, 23:22

Kipher wrote: I might need some use of his skills in the near distant future



What skills and to what end?

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Re: Phailhaüs - 28

Postby jtaylor » 20 Jan 2010, 23:38

korri wrote:That was awesome! I was quite surprised and happy to find this when I loaded up LRR today. Although I wasn't sure at first if it was a new one, until I noticed that the date was from today (or well yesterday in my time zone now)

Anyway, there was a college in Pennsylvania that changed their name from Beaver College... Not kidding. It changed its name to Arcadia in 2001.


It's in my town. What makes it even funnier is it was founded as an all girls school. I'm pretty sure I know a girl who goes there too.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 28

Postby Asnone » 20 Jan 2010, 23:43

AHA Aha ahahahahahahahahahaha... ahhhhhhh. That was good. So much Phailhaus how will I fill my time if phailhaus isn't on every week. OH GOD, I'M COMING DOWN! Anyway, that was great, I like Alex being in there, also that was some damn fine dancing.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 28

Postby Evil Jim » 21 Jan 2010, 00:21

Making up for lost Phail, I see. :)

I used to collect foreign currency so naturally I had a lot of Canadian coins since they show up more often mixed in with US coinage. Nowadays I just glare at the cashier & demand real money when they give me the wrong country's change. Anyway, I may still have most of it but at one point before I was old enough to get a job I realized most of the machines at the local video arcade would still accept my Canadian quarters, so my current collection is now largely pennies & dimes. . . And vaginas.

Also, I finally have to say it: Alex's current look with the scraggly beard & long hair combed down over his forehead looks awful. It did not help his manager character look convincing at all in "Phone Manner." Alex, you're a great guy, you're funny & talented, but get a haircut ya hippie.

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Re: Phailhaüs - 28

Postby tak197 » 21 Jan 2010, 00:32

A) Yes, Beaver College was not ironically named and set as a girl's college. It was named after a Pennsylvanian governor or something.

B) For the bobsledding joke you could have said it looks like four men going down on something phallic.

C) In the case of that man's three consecutive arrests, he can be taken to he station, procssed and then put in holding until the judge sets bail. Once bail is paid, though, he is free to leave. In this case, he probably was able to get out the first time because it was a summary offense or he paid for bail out of pocket or something. Then, day two, he may have gotten a friend to bail him out of jail. On day three, though, I'm pretty sure the police kept him in jail for a while longer. What this all causes though is that he has to go in front of a judge with a laundry list of offenses and his lawyer may just, well, do this.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 28

Postby Lorithad » 21 Jan 2010, 00:36

Great to see phail again. I was quite surprised and pleased to see another one so soon.

tak197, your image is WAY too large. Or it was before you edited your post. Bravo.

Also: What was the song that Graham and Alex were...glitching out to?
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Re: Phailhaüs - 28

Postby It's My Delorean » 21 Jan 2010, 00:59

Wow, wasn't expecting to see the phail so soon. And we get yet another angle on Graham's new abode. Loved the "Why'd I leave that in" Quip, and the contuing frowning upon puns, even through Graham let one out, in just last weeks Phail. Wait, the frowning "upun"? Eh, eh? Aw, forget it.

Haha, Tak197 I enjoyed facepalloge. I think some should take every facepalm image every, and arrange the pictures in such a way that they make a massive facepalm image. Also, was that Bruce Wayne from Batman Beyond in there, and Matrix from that episode "Number 7" where he rebooted into Megabyte in Season Three.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 28

Postby Machalllewis » 21 Jan 2010, 01:28

Ho ho ho ho bad phailhaus indeed. Ho ho ho.

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Alex's giggle at 2:29 was fantastic! I dunno why it just made me laugh just hearing it.

Oh man, I WISH our Queen had the powers of the Human Torch. Princess Margaret could be the Invisible Woman, Prince Philip is The Thing naturally and Prince Charles could just bomb around being all stretchy.

and phinally BEST DANCE PARTY EVER! Alex's outstretched hand and total lack of Graham face for the mad bits was just so weird.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 28

Postby MattAn » 21 Jan 2010, 01:45

Ironically, I just got home from a pretty nice haircut (at an actual hairdresser though, not a lolbarber =O) and had quite a surprised face to see a new does of Phail!

Gotta say, I really like Alex in these ones, Graham and Alex tend to bounce off of each other pretty well \o/

Interesting concept on the coins (also interesting designs, not like them here ;;) and the crazy beaver story.. Man, I knew that was going to pop up at some point on this. First time I heard about it was on Conan.

The dance party was.. Hm.. I'll say impromptu and funny to watch, but crazy "Anime J-Popz".. xD
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Re: Phailhaüs - 28

Postby PenninInk » 21 Jan 2010, 01:51

I did so want a "meanwhile" though.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 28

Postby Trymantha » 21 Jan 2010, 02:01

that was great, I love me some Phailhaüs after a long day.
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Re: Phailhaüs - 28

Postby Ottoman » 21 Jan 2010, 03:05

Alex GET! Yay! Although, yes, without his hat, he does look quite scruffy. And he has crazy eyes :shock:.

The whole thing feels kind of different now. . . partly, Graham, your face is a bit too close to the camera, and I miss the background of Graham's old place. Still, not complaining about two new Phailhauser in as many weeks. Keep it up!
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Re: Phailhaüs - 28

Postby Unlucky » 21 Jan 2010, 03:19

*Queen Wave* "Flame on."

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Re: Phailhaüs - 28

Postby Graham » 21 Jan 2010, 03:21

It should be mentioned that the dance party was a reference to the "Geddan" meme.

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Re: Phailhaüs - 28

Postby Exachix » 21 Jan 2010, 03:38

I would so go to that gas station.

Also I will now want 'Haus of Parliament sauce'
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Re: Phailhaüs - 28

Postby Machalllewis » 21 Jan 2010, 03:42

Graham wrote:It should be mentioned that the dance party was a reference to the "Geddan" meme.

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