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38 - A Pig Inside a Cow

Postby Graham » 15 Feb 2012, 15:27

Trolling the Vermont State Police, one decal at a time.
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Re: 39 - A Pig Inside a Cow

Postby Paladin Anderson » 15 Feb 2012, 15:45

Will definitely be sending you guys more hats in the future. :)
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Re: 39 - A Pig Inside a Cow

Postby sasparilla » 15 Feb 2012, 17:07

Elphantocoglambken!

I had to listen a few times and write it out to see what that word would even look like :)
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Re: 39 - A Pig Inside a Cow

Postby Psyclone » 15 Feb 2012, 17:45

Not gonna lie, I did go to a Mormon high school dance with my cousin once, and it really was just three hours of people holding each other really awkwardly and kind of swaying. It was possibly the least eventful night of my life.
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Re: 39 - A Pig Inside a Cow

Postby goat » 15 Feb 2012, 17:57

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Re: 39 - A Pig Inside a Cow

Postby Avistew » 15 Feb 2012, 19:16

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Re: 39 - A Pig Inside a Cow

Postby reptile » 15 Feb 2012, 19:36

Er, putting more and more animals on it seems unrelated. Those other animals aren't a common derogatory term for police, after all....

Psyclone wrote:Not gonna lie, I did go to a Mormon high school dance with my cousin once, and it really was just three hours of people holding each other really awkwardly and kind of swaying. It was possibly the least eventful night of my life.

Sounds like a lot of high school dances, really.
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Re: 39 - A Pig Inside a Cow

Postby Psyclone » 15 Feb 2012, 20:22

reptile wrote:
Psyclone wrote:Not gonna lie, I did go to a Mormon high school dance with my cousin once, and it really was just three hours of people holding each other really awkwardly and kind of swaying. It was possibly the least eventful night of my life.

Sounds like a lot of high school dances, really.

Really? Because all of the other high school dances I've been to were more along the lines of clothed sex.
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Re: 39 - A Pig Inside a Cow

Postby Tally » 15 Feb 2012, 22:40

Psyclone wrote:
reptile wrote:
Psyclone wrote:Not gonna lie, I did go to a Mormon high school dance with my cousin once, and it really was just three hours of people holding each other really awkwardly and kind of swaying. It was possibly the least eventful night of my life.

Sounds like a lot of high school dances, really.

Really? Because all of the other high school dances I've been to were more along the lines of clothed sex.


I went to my share of both kinds in junior high and high school. And even the sex-with-clothing ones were surprisingly dull, considering the goings on. All sexuality, no sensuality, might be one way to describe it. And ultimately, no satisfaction from either kind of dance.
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Re: 39 - A Pig Inside a Cow

Postby Gap Filler » 16 Feb 2012, 08:04

Most of mine tended to be full of people too busy trying to look hip to dance. Same difference really, especially with this being pre internet teenagers.

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Re: 39 - A Pig Inside a Cow

Postby Avistew » 16 Feb 2012, 11:54

I've never been to a dance, assuming it's the same thing as a ball, and the thing North America has at the end of high school.
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Re: 39 - A Pig Inside a Cow

Postby Triangular » 16 Feb 2012, 13:15

Hilarious. I lol'd. Especially at Elephantocoglambken.
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Re: 39 - A Pig Inside a Cow

Postby plummeting_sloth » 16 Feb 2012, 16:52

Thank God they didn't try and do one of those mass Thriller re-enactments there. Not just pepper spraying because of a riot... pepper spraying for a ZOMBIE RIOT! ACtually, if the cops were savvy, they just would have aimed for the head. Perhaps this was for the best.
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Re: 39 - A Pig Inside a Cow

Postby JackSlack » 16 Feb 2012, 23:12

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Re: 39 - A Pig Inside a Cow

Postby Beezy » 17 Feb 2012, 15:50

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Re: 39 - A Pig Inside a Cow

Postby Geoff_B » 18 Feb 2012, 09:28

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Re: 39 - A Pig Inside a Cow

Postby MowDownJoe » 21 Feb 2012, 06:44

Damn it, Jack! Now I'm reading TVTropes during my C++ class!
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