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Postby Graham » 26 Oct 2014, 01:01

It's commodoreHUSTLE time! It's Halloween time! It's autumn!

Sadly—as with most things—we're bad at autumn. At least our cH characters are...

Enjoy some Free Candy while we work this out.
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Re: NEW VIDEO - Free Candy

Postby VectorZero » 26 Oct 2014, 01:06

Come to PAX Australia, where it's spring instead!

Also, Büm? I approve.
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Re: NEW VIDEO - Free Candy

Postby ritchards » 26 Oct 2014, 01:19

I'm delighted... and horrified... delified!

And cHGraham really needs to chill out some times.
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Re: NEW VIDEO - Free Candy

Postby rucdoc » 26 Oct 2014, 03:01

needs more spoop
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Postby rhiannonE » 26 Oct 2014, 03:32

I would be more worried about Alex having acess to a grenade launcher, or plans to desing a Teller-Ullam candy device.
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Postby ElFuzzy » 26 Oct 2014, 06:51

My favorite joke is them being able to compile a costume to turn them into Ian, more than once.
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Postby kade_zero » 26 Oct 2014, 06:59

You make your neighborhood sound lovely.
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Postby Lord Hosk » 26 Oct 2014, 07:59

Ian operated the boom... HE... BOOM HAHAHAHAHA

Also thank you for linking to the video in the first post Graham.
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Postby Master Gunner » 26 Oct 2014, 08:15

Huh. I was sure you ordered offal by weight.
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Postby Foxmar » 26 Oct 2014, 10:02

ritchards wrote:cHGraham really needs to chill out some times.


cHGraham and cHJames are really coming across as to level headed to be in cH. I think the rest of the cH crew needs to have a intervention with them :P

Loved the video and omg Alex's gun is amazing! I would have loved to see him shoot M&M Mini's with it :D
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Postby Omega Lairon » 26 Oct 2014, 13:03

Implosion/explosion aside, Alex and Paul's candy solution looks pretty delicious. I want one.

Great stuff as usual guys. The cH crew's Halloween party would be one hell of an event if it ever happened.
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Postby AdmiralMemo » 26 Oct 2014, 21:52

That went in a different direction than I envisioned, and I loved it! :D

Also, the delivery of "I'm worried about it." was the funniest thing I've seen in a while. :D

Finally, I like the new intro. :)
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Postby Nanosauromo » 27 Oct 2014, 01:34

So, nobody's going to acknowledge Ian showing up for two shots and going completely unnoticed by the rest of the crew?

Anyway, cH videos always have good cinematography, and this video is one of the best. That opening scene in particular.
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Postby Halken » 27 Oct 2014, 01:44

At least one of those was just Alex in clever makeup. The second one might be Ian, hiding in plain sight...
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Re: NEW VIDEO - Free Candy

Postby Lord Chrusher » 27 Oct 2014, 02:32

rhiannonE wrote:I would be more worried about Alex having access to a grenade launcher, or plans to desing a Teller-Ulam candy device.


It looks like just a simple implosion design like the Fat Man device rather than a staged thermal nuclear device.
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Postby Omnicrat » 27 Oct 2014, 03:07

Master Gunner wrote:Huh. I was sure you ordered offal by weight.


OFFAL! I thought they were saying AWFUL that whole time!
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Postby Amake » 27 Oct 2014, 03:40

I figured everyone was saying it wrong as a joke cause really, why shouldn't offal be pronounced "awful"?

I like how the cHustleverse crew has slowly turned from subtly exaggerated, obnoxified personas to the kind of people who can't see anything wrong with building candy of mass destruction. I'm thinking the laugh machine has gradually made them think they're actually characters in a sitcom, and the more they try to act their parts the further removed from (cHustle) reality they become in a vicious spiral that can only end with them going all the way around and turning into their real life counterparts.
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Postby Clypheous » 27 Oct 2014, 03:47

What people don't realize is that this entire video is to solve the problem of fans trying to visit them at the Moonbase. They figure that if it sounds super dangerous, people will stop coming by to say hi for fear of...whatever it is that they were talking about for a few minutes there.

Also, I'm trying to figure out Cameron and Paul's candy delivery method, most devices I can come up with that would cause that much damage at close range would melt or vaporize candy. Therefore I'm assuming that this somehow involves some kind of reverse thermal implosion, freezing everything nearby, including the candy, before exploding, with the explosion carefully calculated to exactly thaw the candy before it gets to the "sweet spot". I think a Benzene based thermal induction could work well for this, but its range wouldn't be quite as long as you calculated, so maybe something a little higher up the table of elements? I will keep working on my calculations...

Also, shouldn't this post be in cH instead of here? I thought that's what the separate forum was for. Maybe it gets moved there later? Regardless, hilarious and keep up the good work. But maybe slightly less work from Cameron and Paul.
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Postby Kapol » 27 Oct 2014, 05:41

Cam's "They're learning" line didn't have nearly enough fear to it. This is Americans we're talking about. We're insane. If we learn on top of that... well, have you ever wondered what it'd be like to modify a rabid lion to be able to use a laser rifle? So did we. We're going to be letting it loose in a couple of months and film it.

Also, shouldn't this be in the cH subforum?
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Postby Moussefilledkitten » 27 Oct 2014, 07:17

Nanosauromo wrote:So, nobody's going to acknowledge Ian showing up for two shots and going completely unnoticed by the rest of the crew?


I assume they wrote the script and then added in Ian later now that he's available. So the main script probably didn't include him and they just gave him a few other people's lines for that scene.
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Postby ElFuzzy » 27 Oct 2014, 07:18

Moussefilledkitten wrote:
Nanosauromo wrote:So, nobody's going to acknowledge Ian showing up for two shots and going completely unnoticed by the rest of the crew?


I assume they wrote the script and then added in Ian later now that he's available. So the main script probably didn't include him and they just gave him a few other people's lines for that scene.


Like I mentioned earlier, it was a costume.
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Postby Robo4900 » 27 Oct 2014, 08:26

Exellent video. I love how Paul is going gradually more insane(First time travel streaming, then this! :D). Reminds me of Installation Anxiety and BioShocked.
Kapol wrote:Also, shouldn't this be in the cH subforum?

And shouldn't the video be classified as a cH rather than an LRR?
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Re: NEW VIDEO - Free Candy

Postby AdmiralMemo » 27 Oct 2014, 09:17

Omnicrat wrote:
Master Gunner wrote:Huh. I was sure you ordered offal by weight.
OFFAL! I thought they were saying AWFUL that whole time!
Same here, but I think that was part of the joke.
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Postby ritchards » 27 Oct 2014, 09:38

Kapol wrote:Cam's "They're learning" line didn't have nearly enough fear to it. This is Americans we're talking about. We're insane. If we learn on top of that... well, have you ever wondered what it'd be like to modify a rabid lion to be able to use a laser rifle? So did we. We're going to be letting it loose in a couple of months and film it.


You mean Alex's line. And considering how she chooses to identify herself, Kathleen is either New Zealander or Canadian, not American.
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Postby Master Gunner » 27 Oct 2014, 12:17

Cam had the same line earlier in the scene, referring to Americans and Thanksgiving.
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