Man Cooking - Swiss Meat Roll

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Man Cooking - Swiss Meat Roll

Postby Graham » 30 Jan 2009, 21:00

Inspired by the original bacon weave, but filmed before it was taken to the level elsewhere, we present: the most meaty log ever devised!
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Postby concupiscentcrustacean » 30 Jan 2009, 21:05

GOOD LORD!
Double the manliness!


how long did you spend making that?
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Postby Master Gunner » 30 Jan 2009, 21:20

My new favourite Man Cooking, hands down.

That was Manly Epic.....Manpic?


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Postby concupiscentcrustacean » 30 Jan 2009, 21:22

Master Gunner wrote:
That was Manly Epic.....Manpic?


no
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Postby Yukikaze » 30 Jan 2009, 21:31

Epic Man Cooking is Epic.

Did it taste even half as good as it looks like it tasted? 'cause man, now I've gotta make one of those.

What can you do to top the Swiss Meat Roll?
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Postby korri » 30 Jan 2009, 21:33

i think the garlic should be an iron stomach judging by the faces that morgan and alex had when taking one bite...
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Postby masamune » 30 Jan 2009, 21:39

all your protein needs for one week in one slice. HAAAARRR!
i think that looks even tastier than the gigantor.
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Postby Lord Chrusher » 30 Jan 2009, 21:41

MANLY!

Did they finish the garlic?
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Postby Kdz » 30 Jan 2009, 21:52

I swear, when I get a job(and therefore money), I'm doing one of these recipes. And I'll have pictures.
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Postby Lord Chrusher » 30 Jan 2009, 21:53

Also does the leaning to the left line in any way describe Morgan's political views?
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Postby Dominic Appleguard » 30 Jan 2009, 21:55

HAAAAAAA!
Seriously though, several meats wrapped into an edible wang...manly as hell.
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Postby AwesomeAndrew » 30 Jan 2009, 21:56

[Insert joke about two men rubbing their meat together.]

Also, nice gun Alex xP.
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Postby arallyn » 30 Jan 2009, 22:45

Glorious!
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Postby AeroCmdr » 30 Jan 2009, 22:54

Great Man Cooking! Rubbing meat is really manly.

For some reason I really liked Alex's Starship Troopers reference.
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Postby Nintendownz » 30 Jan 2009, 23:03

korri wrote:i think the garlic should be an iron stomach judging by the faces that morgan and alex had when taking one bite...
This.

Awesome vid, though one point i laughed so hard i woke up one of my roommates ^^;
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Postby Jillers » 30 Jan 2009, 23:12

I kinda wish something more was done with the smoked ham.

However! This was HILARIOUS regardless! I believe the judges would be impressed with your technique... if this were Iron Chef...
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I think I'M going to have a heart attack just looking at the meaty cheesy goodness...
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Postby Urdar » 30 Jan 2009, 23:28

this was sooooo... Manly.
Using Daves insnity sauce in a macroscipic amount sems very Insane and Manly!
So its Mansanely!

and since I'm totally sleepy I needed to much time to write this.
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Postby NachoManLance » 30 Jan 2009, 23:34

Jeebus, that's a lot of meat. But it's just about right be be MANLY I suppose.

I need to try one of these recipes too.... the burrito looked good....
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Postby Sir_Substance » 31 Jan 2009, 01:45

definitely providence.

also, love the starship troopers reference.
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Postby Tetsubo » 31 Jan 2009, 01:48

And best of all, it's low carb.
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Postby Splunge » 31 Jan 2009, 02:22

What's manlier than regular Man Cooking? Man Cooking with *double the Men*!!!
Also, that looked like one of the most practically edible man-meals to date. The Bacon-blanket was a stroke of genius.
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Postby Exachix » 31 Jan 2009, 03:08

Haaa!

Awesomesauce.

Quite an epic piece of meat.
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Postby Daco » 31 Jan 2009, 03:42

epiiiic ;D

morgan and alex do a man cooking
to manly for my manly eyes! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

EDIT: lol @ the ad after the video i got. it was an ad for a 900$ grill lol
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Postby Cake » 31 Jan 2009, 04:43

Oh hay look! Another Man Cooking! *Sits down and grabs a slice*
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Postby Cake » 31 Jan 2009, 04:49

That... *tear* ...was so beautiful.
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