
The Panalysts Ep17 - Research and Jest
This week our Panalysts decide what is the most noble thing to spend lots of other people's money[…]

The Panalysts Ep18 - UR Mommy
This week our Panalysts want to eat their mothers, get covered in caustic poo, and invent capitalism[…]

The Panalysts Ep20 - The Embodiment of all fears
This week our Panalysts decide how best to embody hopelessness in public art, plan for some radical wealth[…]

The Panalysts Ep22 - Going Ham
This week our Panalysts turn a curse into a gift, and a gift into a curse. Also Kathleen has trouble doing[…]

The Panalysts Ep23 - Pox or Pox
This week our Panalysts just have a chill discussion about how Serge is definitely going to die.

The Panalysts Ep24 - Self Acceptance Edition
This week our Panalysts debate the merits of AU fanfic, and decide to preach some radical self acceptance[…]

The Panalysts Ep25 - Get Comfortable With It
This week our Panalysts have figured out a way to improve milk.

The Panalysts Ep26 - Seasonal and Local
This week our Analysts manage to outwit both some classic villains and the Hallmark Channel.

The Panalysts Ep27 - Shore Leave
This week our Panalysts have to coordinate an Alien shore leave and give a TED talk. They are unprepared[…]

The Panalysts Ep28 - Another Gundam Situation
This week our Panalysts land a plane, reference Beowulf and fondly remember Mr.Skin.com.

The Panalysts Ep29 - Ocelot vs Vagina Egg
This week our panalysts debate the best way to spend the night in Brooklyn, and how to ruin two things that[…]

The Panalysts Ep30 - Floss or Butthole
This week our Panalysts debate long-term career plans and what do when the world discovers your naked body[…]

The Panalysts Ep31 - Satan's Hard at Work HOLIDAY SPECIAL!
Happy holidays from the Panalysts! Your stocking has either a cursed diamond, a bunch of plutonium, or a[…]

The Panalysts Ep32 - Death or Paperwork
The Panalysts return to debate which is less desirable, spending time with Lindsay Lohan or being murdered[…]

The Panalysts Ep33 - Angry Pig or Wet Predator
Our Panalysts decide whether it's best to crush late stage capitalism from the inside or the outside, and[…]

The Panalysts Ep34 - Garbage Fountain or Fire Bag
Our Panalysts debate the most efficient method of killing the last living transformer, and how to get the[…]

The Panalysts Ep35 - Melf's Acid Arrow or Rude Note
This week, under Ian's purview, our Panalysts choose a nemesis and decide if they want to be big brain or[…]

The Panalysts Ep36 - "Free" Ham or Feral Lemurs
This week, our intrepid panalysts aim to ruin Madagascar while improving your odds at winning big in Ikea!

The Panalysts Ep37 - Kia Sedona or Artificial Insemination
This week our Panalysts debate the best animal (out of available options) to be reincarnated as, and what[…]

The Panalysts Ep38 - Voreo or Shartcuterie
This week our Panalysts attempt to improve Oreos, with predictable results.

The Panalysts Ep39 - Batman or Jock Itch
This week our Panalysts debate which fate is worse -- being part of the DC cinematic universe, or having a[…]

The Panalysts Returns
The Panalysts returns on November 21, 2019 with new episodes every Thursday.

The Peripherals
There is now an entire documentary about a video game peripheral from the 1980s. We've arrived.

The Photoshop Wizard
"Come with me and I will show you the world of magic and wonder that you can unlock with even the simplest[…]

The Pillow [Decadence] || Crapshots Ep711
We could all use a good night's sleep. Luckily, our friend here has one neat trick...

The Poop Episode
Poop is everywhere -- in your heart, in your intestines, and even in the news. So much poop news, so little[…]

The Price of Progress
Square Enix is listening, and realizes it has to hide its shenanigans better.

The Professor's Funhouse
A look back at the show that shaped children's television for two decades.

The Prostitute Permit and Other Tales
The news isn't always as silly as it ought to be. That's where we come in.

The Rising City || CheckPoint 532
Stories on: Infestation Origins, Steam, The Sinking City, and Tetris

The Saga Continues || CheckPoint 361
Stories on: Internet Archive, Riot Games, Analogue Pocket, and Blizzard

The Salty Watermelon
Do you like your watermelon salty? Well then Pepsi Japan has just the thing for you.

The Secret Life of Board Games
It's not just when your back is turned either, this is happening right in front of you!

The Shavening
When Paul bet the internet $25,000 to shave his beard, he thought he was safe. He was wrong.

The Siblings Trouble
Rodney wonders if the storytelling and mechanics will conflict. Luke wants the game to have more tension.

The Sunk City Fallacy || CheckPoint 422
Stories on: The Sinking City, Grand Theft Auto Online's load times, Shovel Knight at Arby's, and Sony's[…]