
The Panalysts Ep30 - Floss or Butthole
This week our Panalysts debate long-term career plans and what do when the world discovers your naked body[…]

The Panalysts Ep31 - Satan's Hard at Work HOLIDAY SPECIAL!
Happy holidays from the Panalysts! Your stocking has either a cursed diamond, a bunch of plutonium, or a[…]

The Panalysts Ep32 - Death or Paperwork
The Panalysts return to debate which is less desirable, spending time with Lindsay Lohan or being murdered[…]

The Panalysts Ep33 - Angry Pig or Wet Predator
Our Panalysts decide whether it's best to crush late stage capitalism from the inside or the outside, and[…]

The Panalysts Ep34 - Garbage Fountain or Fire Bag
Our Panalysts debate the most efficient method of killing the last living transformer, and how to get the[…]

The Panalysts Ep35 - Melf's Acid Arrow or Rude Note
This week, under Ian's purview, our Panalysts choose a nemesis and decide if they want to be big brain or[…]

The Panalysts Ep36 - "Free" Ham or Feral Lemurs
This week, our intrepid panalysts aim to ruin Madagascar while improving your odds at winning big in Ikea!

The Panalysts Ep37 - Kia Sedona or Artificial Insemination
This week our Panalysts debate the best animal (out of available options) to be reincarnated as, and what[…]

The Panalysts Ep38 - Voreo or Shartcuterie
This week our Panalysts attempt to improve Oreos, with predictable results.

The Panalysts Ep39 - Batman or Jock Itch
This week our Panalysts debate which fate is worse -- being part of the DC cinematic universe, or having a[…]

The Panalysts Returns
The Panalysts returns on November 21, 2019 with new episodes every Thursday.

The Peripherals
There is now an entire documentary about a video game peripheral from the 1980s. We've arrived.

The Photoshop Wizard
"Come with me and I will show you the world of magic and wonder that you can unlock with even the simplest[…]

The Pillow [Decadence] || Crapshots Ep711
We could all use a good night's sleep. Luckily, our friend here has one neat trick...

The Poop Episode
Poop is everywhere -- in your heart, in your intestines, and even in the news. So much poop news, so little[…]

The Price of Progress
Square Enix is listening, and realizes it has to hide its shenanigans better.

The Professor's Funhouse
A look back at the show that shaped children's television for two decades.

The Prostitute Permit and Other Tales
The news isn't always as silly as it ought to be. That's where we come in.

The Rising City || CheckPoint 532
Stories on: Infestation Origins, Steam, The Sinking City, and Tetris

The Saga Continues || CheckPoint 361
Stories on: Internet Archive, Riot Games, Analogue Pocket, and Blizzard

The Salty Watermelon
Do you like your watermelon salty? Well then Pepsi Japan has just the thing for you.

The Secret Life of Board Games
It's not just when your back is turned either, this is happening right in front of you!

The Shavening
When Paul bet the internet $25,000 to shave his beard, he thought he was safe. He was wrong.

The Siblings Trouble
Rodney wonders if the storytelling and mechanics will conflict. Luke wants the game to have more tension.

The Sunk City Fallacy || CheckPoint 422
Stories on: The Sinking City, Grand Theft Auto Online's load times, Shovel Knight at Arby's, and Sony's[…]

The Tale of Matt Wiggins
What happens at Desert Bus evidently gets fully realized a week later.

The Tale of the Exploding Eggnog
Well, first you take a nog and grind it into a fine powder. Then you get an egg...

The Tell-Tale Gamepass || CheckPoint 555
Stories on: koRobo, Olympic e-sports Games, Bethesda and Blizzard get Unions, and the FTC is still watching[…]

The Titans | Sick Rips
Brought to you by MagicFest. Come meet some of the crew at MagicFest Vegas:[…]

The Tombstone That Spite Built
Kathleen, Tally and Ash take a tour of the reckless, dangerous parts of America. Like Scranton, Pennsylvania.

The Travel Bug
The phrase "the world is your oyster" is only appealing if you happen to like oysters.

The Trouble with Scribbles
Thankfully, other aspects of the game don't transfer to real life. Like the zombies, for example. Or the[…]