16 Skulls and a Burning Building
So your car melted. It could be worse. You could have been shot while arguing about philosophy.
Ash-Bullets & Wow-Butter
If you're allergic to peanut butter or want to be a bullet, we've got you covered.
Bad Cops & Strong Pops
If you've ever wondered if your grandpa could be stronger, the answer is yes.
Bears and Wine
When Bear-Hell is full, the bears will walk the earth... and get smashed on Super Comet Wine.
Bears: On Cans & In Scotland
This week the news is plagued by a series of bears where they shouldn't be.
Bert's Spider Shack
Bert's Spider Shack -- where the prices are so good they might cause necrosis.
Black Metal and Nudity
Running the full moral gamut, from not burning (as many) churches to fighting over dead sheep.
CheckPoint 281 - Destiny Throwing Shade
Stories on Final Fantasy XV, CS:GO Lotto, Playerunknown's Battlegrounds, Breath of the Wild, and Destiny 2.
Child Protective Services
Child Protective Services, protecting children from a poor choice in names since its inception.
Condoms, Roaches and Fire.
The roaches may be coming for us. Or they just really hate New Jersey.
Cons, Moms, Bones & Waffles
Brazil's prisons will be fielding one heck of a cycling team in the future.
Cow Farts for Fun and Profit
It's all fun and games until someone ends up on a phone sex line.
Dads, Drugs and Cricket
Incest, drugs and a side of blasphemy. It's a standard week for Feed Dump!
Dakota & Madison Work Stuff Out
Will Dakota and Madison fix the lawn before the big party? Stay tuned!
Digging for the Taint
Hands off your snake please, I need you to hold this bag of cockroaches.
Drown in Your Lies
Feed Dump advice prefers to be described as "pragmatic" rather than just plain old "evil."
Drugged Food in the 90s
The best (and presumably only) source for all your drugged pigs and political stripping news.
Emo Hair & Other Poop
There may be an entire generation of Emo children that can only see through one eye. Where are their weepy[…]
Errant Teeth and Corpse Eviction
Count your blessings because in Spain they're dealing with a corpse housing crisis.