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Feb 16, 2015
Assassin's Creed: Rogue - Corporate Espionage
What happened to my game about stabbing people in the throat in historical settings?
Nov 08, 2010
White Knight Chronicles Part 2
A kingdom of people with silly names come under threat from other silly names.
May 06, 2013
Resident Evil 6
Graham and Paul do their best to make it through the daunting opening of Resident Evil 6.
Jul 21, 2014
The Witch and the Hundred Knight 2
The Hundred Knight meets his new overlord, and she's less than impressed that he can't emit liquid fire[…]
Aug 23, 2010
Epic Mickey
An advance-release cinematic just means we get to laugh at Mickey sooner. And we do.
Sep 19, 2011
Sonic and the Black Knight
Yes, you read that correctly. The Black Knight. No, not the Monty Python one, that would be awesome.
Jun 18, 2012
White Knight Chronicles II, Part 1
The most confusing kingdom in RPG history continues to make less sense than before.
Aug 09, 2010
Brothers in Arms: Hell's Highway
There's only one way out of Hell, and that's through it. Or, you could just not play.
Jan 31, 2011
Majin and the Forsaken Kingdom
The grand legend of the thief and the talking rat. It's an odd legend.
Jan 23, 2012
Cursed Crusade
Is it just the crusade that cursed? Because this game seems kind of cursed too.
Aug 26, 2013
Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, Part 1
E3 would definitely be more entertaining if it was like this game.
Jul 14, 2014
The Witch and the Hundred Knight
Man, little one-eyed blobs have it rough in the fantasy world.
May 07, 2012
Sacred 2: Fallen Angel
Intro to an epic fantasy game or Power Rangers action scene? You decide.
Jul 16, 2012
Max Payne 3, Part 1
The game lumbered in front of Graham and Paul, like an angry, geriatric moose.
Apr 21, 2014
Ni no Kuni - Shortest Quest Ever
Starring Ron Perlman as... well, pretty much everything over 6 feet tall.
Aug 25, 2014
Killzone: Shadow Fall
Killzone: Shadow Fall's opening sequence raises so many questions, but provides so few answers.
Jul 01, 2013
Dead Island Riptide
This week we catch up with the few people that just can't get away from the zombie outbreak no matter where[…]
Jun 02, 2014
Way of the Samurai 3 - How To Rock A Bald Spot
Battles in the rain just aren't a whole lot of fun.
Jul 11, 2011
Crysis 2 Part 2
Part 2 sees Prophet engage in a passing of the protagonist torch. Shame the new guy has no personality.
Feb 24, 2014
Final Fantasy XIII Lightning Returns
And boy, she's quite mad she didn't get invited to this party.
Jan 14, 2013
Final Fantasy XIII-2
Join Graham and Paul as they're dropped into the middle of an epic battle.
Sep 27, 2010
Fracture
The title could refer to the in-game terraforming, or the head injury we received while playing.
Jan 09, 2012
Shadows of the Damned
In which two grown men and/or demons stand around awkwardly and compare penis size.
Oct 07, 2013
Lost Planet 3
Join Graham and Paul as they find Nicolas Cage stranded on an island covered in cliche.
Mar 03, 2014
Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag
Unfortunately, there are parts of AC4: Black Flag that have a severe lack of pirates and high seas adventure.
Jan 10, 2011
Enslaved
If the guy from Journey to the West was named "Roid-Monkey", then yes, this is accurate.
Apr 18, 2011
Atelier Rorona
We looked it up: "atelier" means "workshop". It didn't help us understand the game any better.
Apr 15, 2013
The Amazing Spider-Man, Part Two
Graham and Paul watch helplessly as Peter Parker goes where he shouldn't go. Read more at[…]
Jul 29, 2013
Metro: Last Light, Part One
Graham and Paul travel to the not so distant future to give us a good look at the Russian subway system.