
Infernal: Hell's Vengeance Part One
When you used to be an angel, everything sucks. Especially the textures.

Monster Hunter Tri
A cinematic that really makes a year of grinding look more appealing. But not by much.

Call of Duty: Black Ops
Regardless of our comments herein, any game that can be contracted to "COD BLOPS" is all right with us.

Cabela's Survival: Shadows of Katmai
If anyone needs Graham & Paul, they'll be hiding in their duck blind.

The Amazing Spider-Man, Part One
Graham and Paul take you through the hallowed halls of Ocsorp.

Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter 2
You have been tasked with the simple task of saving the free world. No pressure.

Dead Space 2
Isaac is back, and he has a voice now. We expect he'll use it to do a lot of screaming.

Epic Mickey 2: The Power of Two
Graham and Paul take you back into the into the cartoon world of Oswald, the lucky rabbit. Joy.

Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Blacklist
Graham and Paul jump on the grenade for you and enter the sandy world that is Splinter Cell.

Venetica: Part 2
Sure, you may not like your parents some times, but at least your dad isn't Death.

Unskippable: Lord of the Rings: War in the North
Featuring all the LotR characters you love... mentioned in vague references, while you play as a bunch of[…]

Fist of the North Star: Ken's Rage
What happens when a man knows only punching? This, apparently.

White Knight Chronicles Part 1
A kingdom of people with silly names come under threat from other silly names.

Assassin's Creed: Revelations - Part One
The further adventures of Blandy McBlanderson and his friends with swords.

Clash of the Titans
The game may be in actual 3D, but that doesn't make better than the movie.

Sacred 3 - Fantasy Power Rangers
Let's all stand around a table and discuss the ills of the land.

Two Worlds 2
Does this make it four worlds? Would four worlds even be better? We don't think so.

Max Payne 3, Part 2
Graham and Paul were like two startled gophers ... they also didn't understand this scene.

Front Mission Evolved
When you absolutely need mechanized military support, just call Programmer Guy and Valley Girl.

Hitman Absolution
Agent 47's super secret assassination organization must work with some sort of super secret stamp[…]