Diablo 3 - Stay Awhile and Listen... FOREVER

Sometimes it's hard to decipher Deckard Cain's ramblings as either legitimate prophecy or senility.

Deus Ex: Human Revolution

We didn't ask for this, but here it is, rammed in our eyes like a cybernetic augment.

Destiny

It was the end, but it also was a beginning... of an end.

Defiance

New Freedom, with an all new flavour and none of the aspartame aftertaste of Classic Freedom!

Deception IV - Deceive Me Once...

No one expects a surprise pendulum!

Death by Degrees

The female Tekken characters just can't catch a break with their costumes.

Deadly Premonition Part 2

At last, the FBI agent arrives to solve the mystery.

Deadly Premonition - Part 1

In a rural town, citizens discover a ghastly murder in the forest.

Dead to Rights: Retribution

A man and his dog. And the people they kill, violently.

Dead Space 3

Boundless energy, or not turning into a horrible monster?

Dead Space 2

Isaac is back, and he has a voice now. We expect he'll use it to do a lot of screaming.

Dead Rising 3

You think after 2 previous games, they'd have figured out how to contain zombies.

Dead Rising 2: Part 3

Graham and Paul finally defeat the ever-returning undead cutscene.

Dead Rising 2: Part 2

Chuck faces off with his ultimate nemesis: Catty women.

Dead Rising 2: Part 1

Graham and Paul take to Dead Rising 2 like a paddlesaw to zombies.

Dead or Alive 5

Graham and Paul ponder cleavage and poor office attire.

Dead Island Riptide

This week we catch up with the few people that just can't get away from the zombie outbreak no matter where[…]

Dead Island

At what point will zombies cease to be a surprise?

DarkStar One: Broken Alliance

So what does an Escort Pilot do, anyway?

Darksiders 2

Death, the winner of the Got Your Nose competition.

Darksiders

Graham and Paul hitch a ride with one of the Four Horsemen.

Dark Void

A game named after the act of using the toilet with the lights off, yay!

Dark Souls 2

Death, doom, and creepy old women. Also, creepy giant fireflies.

Dark Souls

We were mislead, the souls are wholly visible. They aren't even DIM souls. Fail.

Dark

Paul and Graham get dark for this very special episode dedicated to those Vampires that we hold dear.

Dante's Inferno

Take a trip to hell, in style.

Cursed Crusade

Is it just the crusade that cursed? Because this game seems kind of cursed too.

Crysis 3

Paul and Graham become entangled in a Crysis ... 3.

Crysis 2: Part 1

It's a crysis of incredibly dull proportions.

Crysis 2 Part 2

Part 2 sees Prophet engage in a passing of the protagonist torch. Shame the new guy has no personality.

Cold Fear

The fear is cold because it's been outside in the rain and it didn't wear a sweater.

Clash of the Titans

The game may be in actual 3D, but that doesn't make better than the movie.

Castlevania: Lords of Shadow

Thrill as Patrick Stewart stalks a giant man.

Captain America

It's important to accessorize and shields go with everything.

Call of Juarez: The Cartel - Part 2

Team Action Minority assembles to mishandle witness protection.

Call of Juarez: The Cartel

Answer the call of Juarez.

Call of Duty: Ghosts

I don't quite think the Ghostbusters are equipped to deal with this one.

Call of Duty: Black Ops II

Paul and Graham take you into the game that takes you so deep into a flashback you won't know where, or[…]

Call of Duty: Black Ops

Regardless of our comments herein, any game that can be contracted to "COD BLOPS" is all right with us.

Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare

Dangit Will, now we'll never get our drop pod deposit back!

Cabela's Survival: Shadows of Katmai

If anyone needs Graham & Paul, they'll be hiding in their duck blind.

Bullet Witch

An apocalyptic future can only be saved by a witch, with a gun.

Brothers in Arms: Hell's Highway

There's only one way out of Hell, and that's through it. Or, you could just not play.

Bound by Flame - Zombies Be Scoutin'

Zombie scouts can't be the most reliable scouts.

Borderlands 2

Join Graham and Paul as they learn about vaults and the people who hunt them.

Blood Stone

There will be blood... stones... apparently.

Bladestorm: The Hundred Years' War

It's like a storm. Of blades. And Frenchmen.

BioShock Infinite

Graham and Paul take you on a relaxing trip to Columbia.

BEYOND: Two Souls

Graham and Paul go beyond with BEYOND: Two Souls.

Beowulf

Bayonetta 2, Part 2

Good luck explaining the part that happens at around 4 minutes in.

Bayonetta 2, Part 1

Bayonetta takes some personal time off and heads to New York for a shopping spree.

Bayonetta

An undertaker admires the... scenery, as Bayonetta fights some angels.

Battlefield: Bad Company 2

Bad Company returns and this time, they're even worse.

Battlefield: Bad Company

Being the new guy sucks, doesn't it?

Batman: Arkham City - Worst Press Conference Ever

Bruce Wayne hosts the worst press conference ever.

Avatar

Does a world full of blue cat people really need another army dude?

Atelier Totori

Witness a girl trying to do alchemy, in a game trying to be fun.

Atelier Rorona

We looked it up: "atelier" means "workshop". It didn't help us understand the game any better.

Atelier Meruru, Part Two

The epic tale of a princess who is woefully under-dressed for a walk outside the castle.