Rejected ENN – Feb 24, 2009
February 24th, 2010

Posted by Jeremy

Every week, Paul, Graham, Kathleen and I get together to write ENN. Over the week, each of us actually writes stories separately, then we get together on Fridays to choose what to use, what to revise, etc. Sometimes the stories we throw out aren’t very good; other times, they are too obscure for a wider audience. Even so, sometimes very good stories have to be thrown out because there is just not enough space for them in the episode. Here are two of those stories for this week’s episode, along with some of my favourite art because I can:

PikMEN (cut for space; possibly too obvious)

At a recent symposium, Shigeru Miyamoto’s noted, that the design goal of Pikmin was to be appealing to teenaged girls. He noted character design as a focus for this initiative. [shot of a Pikimin looking like a dong]

SRSBZNSSKTHXBYE (cut for space; possibly too obvious)

Game Developer Zynga is buying Serious Business, developers of the Facebook game “friends for sale”. Analysts have stated that this transaction demonstrates that social gaming on platforms like Facebook, has in fact, reached the level of “serious business.”

Man Cooking: Meatshroom
February 22nd, 2010

Posted by Matt

Practice your grunts and hide your women, today marks the return of MAN COOKING. HAA! Morgan’s manly meatshoom is here to assault your senses like a roundhouse kick to the tongue, and his creation has been endowed with such aromatic virility a mere whiff of it will leave your virgin taste-buds pregnant with flavour. This meal brought Chuck Norris to tears – lesser men, be warned. Click the link, if you dare…

Man Cooking: Meatshroom

It that wasn’t enough of a culinary ass-kicking for you, (or if you’re new to the site, and want to see more) take a look back at The Previous Man Cooking Episodes:

Man Cooking
Man Cooking 2
Man Cooking 3: Alex Edition
The Gigantor
Swiss Meat Roll

If you survived those videos, join a unit of elite lumberjack commandos and beat up a grizzly bear*. You’re a REAL man.

*LoadingReadyRun takes no responsibility for injuries incurred during bare-hands altercations with ursine combatants.

Olympic Beard Growing
February 16th, 2010

Posted by Jeremy

If you’re like us, you’ve probably been glued to the Olympics for the past several days–as well you should be: they’re great fun to watch. I’m actually delighted by the fidelity of the online streaming this year, such that even without cable TV, I’m able to waste hours of my day watching events I don’t even care about. Such is the nature of the games.

The other advantage of the Olympics is we get to make another Olympic video — something that doesn’t happen very often. This one was conceived by Paul because he hates you. He knew that by dangling the spectre of his so-recently-departed beard before you, he would illicit squeals of joy, before leaving you with the stark realization that this was only a functional means to an end — not a full return to beardly glory.

While Paul’s original script called for this to be filmed over several weeks, we decided that would be a people-wrangling-and-venue-booking nightmare, so we instead did entire thing in reverse. Paul and I grew out our beards over about five weeks, and then used a trimmer to shave them off about evenly for each section of the video. Delays in filming pushed the actual shooting time by another week, which actually turned out to be problematic for me– I’ve never let my beard get as out-of-control as it was for this video, and up close it was pretty scraggly.

Anyway, there you have it. While you’re here, you should check out our previous Olympic video, which introduced Canada’s freestyle slacking team. If you’re new to the site, you might not have seen it, as it’s a couple years old at this point. You’ll also notice that our latest T-shirt pre-order ties in with that video, and there are only ten days left to order one in the style and colour of your choice.

Operation: Get Your Lem On Results
February 15th, 2010

Posted by Tim

There were some great submissions for Operation: Get Your Lem On, and we’ve found a winner!

But first, I’d like to give special recognition to forum member Tfaironpirate, who constructed this epic motion picture for his entry, in which he defeats James, LRR’s champion, but fails to win the overall challenge. Above and beyond, my friend, above and beyond.

Ultimately, though, it was CaptainLanky (Cokey on the forums) who prevailed, eating 16 lemon wedges in two minutes! Here’s proof:

Great work, everyone, and thanks for participating!

To see all of the entrants, check out the original Iron Stomach Challenge video on YouTube.

PAX East Details
February 10th, 2010

Posted by Matt

PAX East Details!

Just a brief update for those of you attending PAX East this March, we have learned the time and date of our (much anticipated and sure to be more awesome than anything it’s competing against *cough*) panel! Presently it is scheduled for Saturday, March 27th from 10-11PM. This is subject to change, naturally, as the con is still some weeks away, and they haven’t published the final schedule yet.

The bad news though, is that the 3-day passes and the Saturday only passes are now both sold out, so if you don’t already have your pass, you may want to start scouring craigslist and the PAX forums, in case someone decides they can’t make it. We’re looking forward to seeing you there!

There’s also murmurings of us having a table in bandland, so even if you can’t make it on Saturday, you should be able to find us milling about the table from time to time. We’ll have more information on this, and proper confirmation soon, so check back!

See you at the con everyone!