
The Prostitute Permit and Other Tales
The news isn't always as silly as it ought to be. That's where we come in.

The Professor's Funhouse
A look back at the show that shaped children's television for two decades.

The Price of Progress
Square Enix is listening, and realizes it has to hide its shenanigans better.

The Poop Episode
Poop is everywhere -- in your heart, in your intestines, and even in the news. So much poop news, so little[…]

The Pillow [Decadence] || Crapshots Ep711
We could all use a good night's sleep. Luckily, our friend here has one neat trick...

The Photoshop Wizard
"Come with me and I will show you the world of magic and wonder that you can unlock with even the simplest[…]

The Peripherals
There is now an entire documentary about a video game peripheral from the 1980s. We've arrived.

The Panalysts Returns
The Panalysts returns on November 21, 2019 with new episodes every Thursday.

The Panalysts Ep39 - Batman or Jock Itch
This week our Panalysts debate which fate is worse -- being part of the DC cinematic universe, or having a[…]

The Panalysts Ep38 - Voreo or Shartcuterie
This week our Panalysts attempt to improve Oreos, with predictable results.

The Panalysts Ep37 - Kia Sedona or Artificial Insemination
This week our Panalysts debate the best animal (out of available options) to be reincarnated as, and what[…]

The Panalysts Ep36 - "Free" Ham or Feral Lemurs
This week, our intrepid panalysts aim to ruin Madagascar while improving your odds at winning big in Ikea!

The Panalysts Ep35 - Melf's Acid Arrow or Rude Note
This week, under Ian's purview, our Panalysts choose a nemesis and decide if they want to be big brain or[…]

The Panalysts Ep34 - Garbage Fountain or Fire Bag
Our Panalysts debate the most efficient method of killing the last living transformer, and how to get the[…]

The Panalysts Ep33 - Angry Pig or Wet Predator
Our Panalysts decide whether it's best to crush late stage capitalism from the inside or the outside, and[…]

The Panalysts Ep32 - Death or Paperwork
The Panalysts return to debate which is less desirable, spending time with Lindsay Lohan or being murdered[…]

The Panalysts Ep31 - Satan's Hard at Work HOLIDAY SPECIAL!
Happy holidays from the Panalysts! Your stocking has either a cursed diamond, a bunch of plutonium, or a[…]

The Panalysts Ep30 - Floss or Butthole
This week our Panalysts debate long-term career plans and what do when the world discovers your naked body[…]

The Panalysts Ep29 - Ocelot vs Vagina Egg
This week our panalysts debate the best way to spend the night in Brooklyn, and how to ruin two things that[…]

The Panalysts Ep28 - Another Gundam Situation
This week our Panalysts land a plane, reference Beowulf and fondly remember Mr.Skin.com.

The Panalysts Ep27 - Shore Leave
This week our Panalysts have to coordinate an Alien shore leave and give a TED talk. They are unprepared[…]

The Panalysts Ep26 - Seasonal and Local
This week our Analysts manage to outwit both some classic villains and the Hallmark Channel.

The Panalysts Ep25 - Get Comfortable With It
This week our Panalysts have figured out a way to improve milk.

The Panalysts Ep24 - Self Acceptance Edition
This week our Panalysts debate the merits of AU fanfic, and decide to preach some radical self acceptance[…]

The Panalysts Ep23 - Pox or Pox
This week our Panalysts just have a chill discussion about how Serge is definitely going to die.

The Panalysts Ep22 - Going Ham
This week our Panalysts turn a curse into a gift, and a gift into a curse. Also Kathleen has trouble doing[…]

The Panalysts Ep20 - The Embodiment of all fears
This week our Panalysts decide how best to embody hopelessness in public art, plan for some radical wealth[…]

The Panalysts Ep18 - UR Mommy
This week our Panalysts want to eat their mothers, get covered in caustic poo, and invent capitalism[…]

The Panalysts Ep17 - Research and Jest
This week our Panalysts decide what is the most noble thing to spend lots of other people's money[…]

The Panalysts Ep15 - Freemasonry for Skids
This week our panalysts kit out their sick rides and decide what fashions to unearth for the discerning[…]

The Panalysts Ep14 - Dan Brown's Sister Act II
Everyone wants to grow up and be a chief clam polisher.

The Panalysts Ep13 - Ointments
This week our panalysts debate which is the best superpower, and what they are willing to do for a friend.

The Panalysts Ep12 - Empty this Dog Please
This week our panalysts debate personal secretions, and the best way to help a friend in need.

The Panalysts Ep10 - Nemesis
This week our panalysts get horny on main, fix the human body and choose the best animal nemesis.

The Panalysts Ep09 - A Goofy Situation
This week our Panalysts decide what they're willing to endure to protect the noble Scottish vole, and how[…]

The Panalysts Ep08 - Instant Coffee
This week our Panalysts get the vacation of someone else's wildest dreams.

The Panalysts Ep07 - The Literal Queen
This week our Panalysts discuss the mortality of Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth the Second.

The Panalysts Ep02 - Boutros Boutros Gary
This week the Panalysts tell you why Allen isn't a good name for a dog.

The Panalysts Ep01 - Hovercraft Inheritance
Is a hovercraft you can't drive better than a crap car you can drive?

The Panalysts Ep 21 - Losing an Ear
This week our Panalysts discuss what it was like to grow up in Canada, the best activities for children's[…]

The Panalysts Ep 19 - Lil Chippy
This week our Panalysts please their mothers, get excellent nicknames, and seek to snuff out all life in[…]

The Panalysts Ep 06 - Noted Litch Paul Anka
This week the Panalysts weigh in on trends in modern architecture.

The Panalysts Ep 05 - Welcome to Hell!
This week our Panalysts solve sea-predator employment issues and decide what the best form of eternal[…]

The Panalysts Bonus - Shux 2018
This week our Panalysts try something new! Ever want to see what a recording session looks like? Here's an[…]

The Panalysts Bonus - PAX Aus 2018
Live from PAX Australia, our Panalysts (featuring the hilarious Tegan Higginbotham and Paul Verhoeven)[…]

The Pair
Doing laundry has never been so briefly exciting, and then so enduringly embarrassing.

The Other Shoe Drops || CheckPoint 455
Stories on: Animal Crossing New Horizons, Ocarina of Time speedrun, Xbox shoes, and Gamecubes. Support LRR:[…]

The Origin Hackshack
Origin security problems and publishers that don't like female protagonists.