Champagne

Daily Drop tries desperately to wish you a Happy New Year!

Sparklers

Bring in the New Year in the greatest... okay, we're gonna level with you, it's all right.

Honeydew Melon

That's what it gets for being the filler of fruit salads.

Light Bulb

Daily Drop sheds some light on the floor

Chalk

Daily Drop discovers how not to prepare for hopscotch.

Baseball Trophy

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Candle

Glass is fragile, wax is forever.

Ship in a Bottle

Weeks at sea, seconds in freefall.

Milk

It does a body good, but it doesn't do a floor very well.

Mini Mix

We're not entirely sure what it is, but it's going to fall 10 feet.

Slinky

What walks down stairs, sometimes in pairs, and makes a droppety sound?

Toy Laptop

Wait a minute, this laptop doesn't work at all. It must pay!

Icing Sugar

And for dessert: Lightly frosted concrete.

Mousse

It's delicious, and chocolatey, and filled with glass shards.

Terracotta Sheep

There must be a better way to collect wool.

Packaged Dough

Contents Under Pressure and Awesome

Toothpaste

When your drop zone needs fresh breath that lasts for hours...

Toothbrush Holder

Fighting cross-contamination, the hard way.

Saltines

The greatest threat to whistlers everywhere finally gets what it has coming.

Best of Koosh

There's more to these than just dropping.

Poster Paint

Daily Drop impersonates Jackson Pollock.

Hourglass

Isn't it supposed to be sand? Because it looks like smoke.

Baby Clams

Daily Drop is allergic to shellfish, so we dispose of it.

Camembert Cheese Wheel

Rockfish

Warning: Distended eyeball imminent. Also, scales everywhere.

XBox 360

When an XBox is out of warranty with an E74 error, it can only serve one purpose.

Porcelain Mask

The phantom of the Daily Drop takes a bow.

Jam

Great on toast, better on the floor.

Cola

Shaken, not stirred. Also dropped.

Sponge Baseballs

Daily Drop makes a squeeze play.

Ketchup & Mustard

Viewer must supply own hot dog.

Meat

A giant wad of expired beef moves surprisingly slowly.

8 Track & LP

The worst thing done to music since Sunday's Grammys.

Compact Disc

Daily Drop tries to make it just that much more compact.

Cassette

They can store music, data and-it seems-potential energy.

Twinkies

They'll supposedly survive a nuke, but what of a 10 foot drop?

Baby Powder

Sometimes the drop zone gets a little rashy-talc helps.

Springy Cow

We're not sure what it is, but the springs wouldn't have helped it anyway.

Spare Change

Darn! I was just looking for bus fare and whoops!

Marshmallow Fluff

This Fluff is unaccountably tough.

Barbie

Now with bizarre flexing action!

Drop Shot

Straight, no parachute.

Pumpkin Pie

But only because you ate all of your vegetables.

Marshmallows

They cushion their own fall.

Flower Vase

I love the sound of breaking glass, especially when I'm lonely.

Cheezies

A drop that is both delicious and nutritious.

Silly String

Well... goofy string at best. Silly? Meh.

Turtle Bank

The shell! It does nothing!

Halogen Lamp

There's some bad news for this light.

Flex Tubing

Anagram for Flex Tubing? Next big flu. Catch it at PAX!

Spam

"Spam. Spam. Spam. Lovely Spam. Wonderful Spam!"

Fruit Jello

Because there is always room.

Noodle Cake

Low in vitamins but high in smashing!

Dove Sculpture

So this is what it sounds like when doves die!

Lard

The drop zone will be well greased for frying.

Action Figure

It's not a doll.

Mouse Traps

And the world will beat a path to your ladder.

Beads

If I had enough time, I would take those bleeds and stuff them up your nose.

Amber Votive

Anagram of "Amber Votive"? Vomit Beaver!

Baby Shoes

No babies were harmed in the making of this video.