
Mullet Bandit & The Blondes
The juxtaposition of two news stories may have created the most awesome band name ever.

Black Metal and Nudity
Running the full moral gamut, from not burning (as many) churches to fighting over dead sheep.

Penalty Calls
Don't let conflict over weasel classification get in the way of your assault charges.

Lemon Flavored Goodness
This week, Feed Dump brings you Thunderdome, lemon incest and professional gluttony.

Magnet Boy & Fat Baby
They're the new action heroes sweeping the headlines of the nation, and making us giggle.

Drugged Food in the 90s
The best (and presumably only) source for all your drugged pigs and political stripping news.

Korea & Russia & Chechnya, Oh My!
Proof that no single country has ALL the weird news. Also, Vikings.

Sinkhole Pronounced Dead
Nothing like a screaming corpse to brighten your day. Also, actual Vikings this time.

Some of THESE Truck-Nuts
Trust Alex and Jeremy to ram Magic: The Gathering in where it doesn't belong. Also, plastic scrotums.

Bears and Wine
When Bear-Hell is full, the bears will walk the earth... and get smashed on Super Comet Wine.

Kebabs, Capybaras and Cows
Some day Alex and Jeremy will manage to stay on topic, and that episode will be the exception that proves[…]

The Prostitute Permit and Other Tales
The news isn't always as silly as it ought to be. That's where we come in.

Two-Foot Earspan
We didn't even know you could measure an earspan, but there you are. Thanks Guiness!

Mexican Sex, Dolphins & Nudists
Mexico: Sandy beaches, nice weather, acceptance of sex scandals.

Toe Suckin' and Cat Screamin'
When a public nuisance gets given a nickname, it's time to pull out all the stops.

Ash-Bullets & Wow-Butter
If you're allergic to peanut butter or want to be a bullet, we've got you covered.

Live Birth Webcast
There are some things that should not be on the internet, and yet, still are.

Bad Cops & Strong Pops
If you've ever wondered if your grandpa could be stronger, the answer is yes.

Errant Teeth and Corpse Eviction
Count your blessings because in Spain they're dealing with a corpse housing crisis.

Bears: On Cans & In Scotland
This week the news is plagued by a series of bears where they shouldn't be.

Rats & Cats & Dead Moms
If you're going to write up the obituary, maybe check that they're all the way dead.

Reindeer Pate
Just like Feed Dump, the p?t? is flavorful, a bit gamey, and the red nose is extra.

My Cat Ate My Whopper
We ring in the New Year with a full 50% additional co-host than the leading Feed Dump.

Terrorist Salad Bar
It would take you longer to build a tower of salad than it would to eat it.

Nugget Handshakes
Turns out that you can sell anything that vaguely resembles someone if you try hard enough.