The Last Remnant Part 2

With the battle now over, our heroes struggle to make sense of a flashback.

The Saboteur

The sights... in France aren't the only point of interest for an Irishman.

Sonic Unleashed

Evil robots are no match for a cartoon rodent that can run fast.

Darksiders

Graham and Paul hitch a ride with one of the Four Horsemen.

Assassin's Creed 2

Our heroes find themselves trapped in the body of a time-traveler.

Bullet Witch

An apocalyptic future can only be saved by a witch, with a gun.

Bayonetta

An undertaker admires the... scenery, as Bayonetta fights some angels.

Avatar

Does a world full of blue cat people really need another army dude?

Folklore

The mysterious City of the Dead is just a call away, or you can get there in a boat.

Stormrise

Firestorms erupt all over the world, and our only hope is a frozen guy.

Vampire Rain

Humans are fast becoming a minority in this dark and rainy world.

Final Fantasy XIII

Brooding and the impossible hairdo go together like guns and swords.

Battlefield: Bad Company

Being the new guy sucks, doesn't it?

Dante's Inferno

Take a trip to hell, in style.

Resonance of Fate

Wouldn't it suck if it was foggy out when you jumped to your death?

Zoids Assault

Courtroom sketches finally get their own game.

Magna Carta 2

An evil king takes over, and only a lazy kid can save the day.

Splinter Cell: Conviction

Sam Fisher teaches his daughter a valuable lesson in darkness.

Deadly Premonition - Part 1

In a rural town, citizens discover a ghastly murder in the forest.

Deadly Premonition Part 2

At last, the FBI agent arrives to solve the mystery.

Nier

In a snow-ridden city, a blonde guy unleashes a book monster.

Legendary

Graham and Paul take a peek inside Pandora's Box.

Hybrid Heaven

Graham and Paul go back, to the age of N64 and pointy helmet hair.

E3 2010 Trailers

So many E3 trailers, so few that look good.

Final Fantasy 13

But this time, it's for real...

Lost Planet 2: Part 1

The sequel to the pilot episode! And yet, the armadillo...

Lost Planet 2: Part 2

The Akrid action continues, in the epic second half!

Aliens Vs. Predator

Whoever wins... actually no, we just straight-up lose.

Dead to Rights: Retribution

A man and his dog. And the people they kill, violently.

Jumper: Griffin's Story

And, to no one's surprise, a movie-license video game wasn't very good.

Brothers in Arms: Hell's Highway

There's only one way out of Hell, and that's through it. Or, you could just not play.

Alpha Protocol

Watch in awe as a prick tries to be a spy, who is also a prick.

Epic Mickey

An advance-release cinematic just means we get to laugh at Mickey sooner. And we do.

No More Heroes 2

Maybe there's no more heroes because no one likes hanging out with jerks.

Arc Rise Fantasia

Boy meets dragon, boy kills dragon, boy meets girl, girl also kills same dragon... wait.

Mini Ninjas

They're not that impressive, really. We've seen smaller.

War for Cybertron

Is Cybertron really worth going to WAR over?

Fracture

The title could refer to the in-game terraforming, or the head injury we received while playing.

Warhammer Battle March

It's really less of a "march" and more of saunter. Or a mosey.

Bladestorm: The Hundred Years' War

It's like a storm. Of blades. And Frenchmen.

Battlefield: Bad Company 2

Bad Company returns and this time, they're even worse.

Castlevania: Lords of Shadow

Thrill as Patrick Stewart stalks a giant man.

White Knight Chronicles Part 1

A kingdom of people with silly names come under threat from other silly names.

White Knight Chronicles Part 2

A kingdom of people with silly names come under threat from other silly names.

Clash of the Titans

The game may be in actual 3D, but that doesn't make better than the movie.

Yakuza 3: Part 1

Watch in awe as the world's least interesting gangsters faff about.

Yakuza 3: Part 2

Rush to discover the thrilling conclusion of real estate matters.

Unskippable 100: A Guide to Cinematics

Graham and Paul use the knowledge they've gained from Unskippable for "good".

Beowulf

Blood Stone

There will be blood... stones... apparently.

Vanquish

When a scene opens on an idyllic setting, it's really only a matter of time until it all goes to hell.

Vanquish Part 2

"Vanquish" sounds better than "Space Russians vs the Robot Men", right?

Enslaved

If the guy from Journey to the West was named "Roid-Monkey", then yes, this is accurate.

Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

It's refreshing to have an Italian protagonist that isn't Mario.

Fist of the North Star: Ken's Rage

What happens when a man knows only punching? This, apparently.

Majin and the Forsaken Kingdom

The grand legend of the thief and the talking rat. It's an odd legend.

Dead Rising 2: Part 1

Graham and Paul take to Dead Rising 2 like a paddlesaw to zombies.

Dead Rising 2: Part 2

Chuck faces off with his ultimate nemesis: Catty women.

Dead Rising 2: Part 3

Graham and Paul finally defeat the ever-returning undead cutscene.

Mafia II

Paul and Graham try to avoid sleeping with the fishes