(Daily Drop and Desert Bus hidden by default)
Mar 28, 2011
Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions
In which Stan Lee is again rolled out to lend it some credibility.
Apr 04, 2011
Front Mission Evolved
When you absolutely need mechanized military support, just call Programmer Guy and Valley Girl.
Apr 11, 2011
Front Mission Evolved Part 2
Programmer Guy takes his Wizard Wanzer out for a spin near Percival. It goes poorly.
Apr 18, 2011
Atelier Rorona
We looked it up: "atelier" means "workshop". It didn't help us understand the game any better.
May 02, 2011
Monster Hunter Tri
A cinematic that really makes a year of grinding look more appealing. But not by much.
May 09, 2011
Sherlock Holmes vs Jack the Ripper
Just keep asking yourself, "Does this seem remotely like a game I want in my house?" (The answer is no).
May 16, 2011
Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World
We don't know where this world is, or why we should care, but apparently it's dawn.
May 30, 2011
Venetica: Part 2
Sure, you may not like your parents some times, but at least your dad isn't Death.
Jul 11, 2011
Crysis 2 Part 2
Part 2 sees Prophet engage in a passing of the protagonist torch. Shame the new guy has no personality.
Aug 01, 2011
Two Worlds 2
Does this make it four worlds? Would four worlds even be better? We don't think so.
Aug 08, 2011
Hunted: The Demon's Forge
It's got demons! It's got forging! It's got LIES because it's got NEITHER of those things.
Aug 15, 2011
Dead Space 2
Isaac is back, and he has a voice now. We expect he'll use it to do a lot of screaming.
Sep 05, 2011
Call of Duty: Black Ops
Regardless of our comments herein, any game that can be contracted to "COD BLOPS" is all right with us.
Sep 12, 2011
Final Fantasy Crystal Bearers
It's not that it's a bad game, it just wasn't the game Graham and Paul were expecting.
Sep 19, 2011
Sonic and the Black Knight
Yes, you read that correctly. The Black Knight. No, not the Monty Python one, that would be awesome.
Nov 07, 2011
Call of Juarez: The Cartel - Part 2
Team Action Minority assembles to mishandle witness protection.
Nov 14, 2011
Ar Tonelico Qoga: Knell of Ar Ciel
Just let the scene wash over you. It's the only way G&P survived this one
Jan 09, 2012
Shadows of the Damned
In which two grown men and/or demons stand around awkwardly and compare penis size.
Jan 23, 2012
Cursed Crusade
Is it just the crusade that cursed? Because this game seems kind of cursed too.
Feb 13, 2012
Unskippable: Lord of the Rings: War in the North
Featuring all the LotR characters you love... mentioned in vague references, while you play as a bunch of[…]
Mar 05, 2012
Deus Ex: Human Revolution
We didn't ask for this, but here it is, rammed in our eyes like a cybernetic augment.
Mar 12, 2012
Infernal: Hell's Vengeance Part One
When you used to be an angel, everything sucks. Especially the textures.
Mar 26, 2012
Cabela's Survival: Shadows of Katmai
If anyone needs Graham & Paul, they'll be hiding in their duck blind.
Apr 23, 2012
Assassin's Creed: Revelations - Part One
The further adventures of Blandy McBlanderson and his friends with swords.